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I don’t know why Sharon Stone has decided that every time she goes out, she’s going to dress like a tap-dancing, murderous femme fatale.
But I’m not sorry that she decided to make Velma Kelly her style icon. I mean, I might be if she decides that I’m going to be one of her victims. But as long as I can just admire from afar, I will continue to be pleased and amused.
I bet you one hundred dollars that, at some point in the editorial process, the Powers that Be at Tatler realized that unless they included the cover line, “IT’S SHARON STONE!” no one — and I mean, NO ONE — would have had any idea who their cover girl was. Because, IS that Sharon Stone? Are you SURE? REALLY? Because, if so, she’s gotten herself an entirely new face in the last six months.
When I first saw this photo of Sharon Stone, I thought she was wearing a jumpsuit.
You can imagine MY DESPAIR when I realized it was just a dress. BORING, Sharon. I expect better from YOU, of all people.
@lzbtheiae 
Hilariously Played, Sharon Stone
I have missed you, Sharon Stone. I have missed you much. And I wish that I could hang out with you, because you look like a kick at this event. First of all, props on the very pretty, very classy, very subtle dress…that you’ve promptly un-subtle-ized with your impessive cleav. Are you angling to be the first 50-something Victoria’s Secret Angel? Because, honestly, I am pretty sure that would be awesome. You’d be predictably kicky at all the media events, if your behavior at this one is anything to go on.
Please, enter the slideshow and get some play-by-play. Ahem. Fine. THE ALLEGED play-by-play. That I might have made up. BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I DIDN’T.
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