Technically, they’re not all little black dresses — some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren’t little, and one of them isn’t a dress. So let’s revise: Basically, it seems like a lot of people have worn black in the last two days. Might as well herd them.
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Remember the hey-day of Sienna Miller, when she was EVERYWHERE? Like this time she actually went in costume as Edie Sedgwick to an event where she would be seeing Anna Wintour? Or that time she was ravaged by wolves? Or OMG REMEMBER THIS? What a crazy disast. Anyhoodle, then she went away and like everyone who annoys me who goes away, I eventually grew to miss her cray-cray, and now I am kind of glad she’s back. I also kind of don’t hate this. IS THAT CRAZY? Maybe I caught it from her.
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My question is, which person should be angrier about this? Gwyneth Paltrow at Sienna Miller for ripping off her Oscars look, or Tom Ford at Alessandra Rich, for ripping off the dress he made for Gwynnie for the Oscars?
Or me, at Sienna’s stylist, for making her wear what look like possibly the world’s ugliest shoes underneath it all?
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Hey, remember Sienna Miller? She’s alive!
I was going to put this to a vote, and then I realized that I kind of hate it. She looks like she wrapped a black tablecloth around a totally unrelated dress, perhaps because she sat in something unseemly. That’s admirable when done on the fly, but questionable when done on purpose. But surely this can be fixed! Personally, I suspect the easiest solution would be to extend the pleated part all the way down, but I secretly (I guess not so secretly, now) hate the Continually Ruched Skirt, so I might just make the whole bottom half fringed. YES, I recognize that would be crazy, but at least it’d be fun to dance in. What say you?
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Wait a moment. @adamlevine is NOT wearing a t-shirt on #TheVoice. Quick, check to see if Satan is strapping on some ice skates. -H
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Well Played, Sienna Miller
She seems to be on a roll lately.
For a while she was sort of the British Chloe Sevigny, for me, in terms of wardrobe worship that completely confused me. But this is so charming. Considering that Fug Madness started in 2008 and she and Sevigny were both hot commodities for it at the time, do we think that means the average fug cycle is about five years — meaning, either that’s how long it takes to go from dreadful to dab (Sienna) or how long it takes for us to find your studied strangeness hilarious (Sev)? Should we give her some kind of degree, or certificate of achievement? I wonder if Intern George has time to pop over to FedEx Kinko’s.
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