Fugger: Sienna Miller

Fug.I. Joe

Aug 10, 2009 By Heather AT 11:36 am

Even though Sienna has gone on a full-on charm assault during her press tours, I’m not completely on Team Miller. The whole Balthazar Getty thing — all that willful frolicking, knowing they were being photographed — was a little too gross for me. But I have to give credit where credit is due; shady taste in dudes and some tacky half-naked episodes on the prow of a boat don’t change the fact that I find myself rather charmed by this:

Would I prefer it wasn’t quite such a dingy beige? Maybe. Then again, maybe not: It’s not washing her out, thanks to that fancy-pants blood-red lipstick. All told Sienna emits an aura of being a darling bridesmaid from a Jane Austen wedding, presumably one in which there is a haughty groomsman who is infatuated with her sassy intellect and refusal to be impressed with his money, yet aggrieved by her lower social station and off-put by her grasping mother… and then suddenly their mutual lusty loathing turns to curiosity. WITH SEXY RESULTS. Okay, that last bit might be more in the vein of a Pride and Prejudice copycat bodice-ripper by, like, Jane Boston. But you get the gist. I dig it.

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NY Fug.com: Can Sienna Miller’s Wardrobe Revamp Her Image?

Aug 6, 2009 By Jessica AT 2:01 pm

This week on NY Mag.com, we cast our eagle eye over the press junket wardrobe of one Miss Sienna Miller, piece by piece:

“The overall effect is fetching, and we wouldn’t mind a crack at the
dress to see if that draping is as flattering on everyone else as it is
on Sienna’s tiny frame. However, the crabby grandmother who lives in
our psyche wants Sienna to flick that hair out of her face.”

But WILL SHE? A nation trembles with anticipation. Find out by reading the whole blessed slideshow at NY Mag.com.

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G.I Oh My God

Jul 27, 2009 By Jessica AT 11:18 am

Hot damn:

Chuck Bass is going to look AMAZING wearing this next season on Gossip Girl

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Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller

Jul 22, 2009 By Jessica AT 12:12 pm

I have a confession to make.  It is really going to shock you. So, I took a little mini-break to Portland this past weekend and I lugged all my magazines onto the plane to do some catch-up reading. I was like three months behind on Vogue. And I finally got to the Sienna Miller issue and I was reading her profile in it and…she came off kind of charming. I KNOW. But she seemed kind of rueful and self-deprecating and like…normal. I know, I’ve got years of complaining about her behind me but I am willing to admit that I kind of liked her after I read the article and maybe it was just the altitude talking but there you are. Don’t worry. I’m SURE this won’t last. Although she’s being a good sport about what happened on this recent G.I. Joe photocall:

I guess someone had the bright idea to transport the actors across the Thames in one of those white-water-rafting-type boats and Sienna, obviously, got drenched en route. Hee. I have to say, good on her for just going with it.

But let’s take a look at her pants:

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Fug the Cover: Sienna Miller

Jun 16, 2009 By Jessica AT 9:28 am
Sienna Miller. On the cover of Vogue. AGAIN.   Has there EVER been an actress more fawned over by Vogue with less cause? Yes, I know she’s in a Broadway play opening this summer, and she’s in GI Joe, but COME ON.  I feel like she could be guest-starring in a ShamWow commercial and A Dubs would toss her on a cover with a headline like, “SIENNA MILLER: On tough spills, two-for-one specials, and OxyClean.”  Also, we KNOW it’s not hard for you to fall in love, Sienna. We were all here for the Balthazar Getty debacle. You might as well say something like, “It’s not hard for me to land on the cover of Vogue.” It’s, like, common knowledge.  That being said — and in the name of fairness — I must admit that she looks much better here than she did on this Vogue cover. But good God, is that damning with faint praise. And there’s something hilarious about the fact that they’ve given her a long, faux ponytail and then slapped her with the headline, “Are You Ready to Cut Your Hair?” According to something I recently read about The September Issue (the documentary about the making of the particular Vogue issue to which I just linked, which I have not seen myself, although in the interest of full disclosure, I know people who worked on it, although I have no juicy inside information about it — are those enough disclaimers for now? Jeez),  Lady Bobbingsworth was irked that Sienna wouldn’t do anything with her hair for them for THAT cover, so this particular headline actually might just be passive-aggressiveness. Which actually sort of makes me like the whole thing a lot better all of a sudden.

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The Mysteries of Fugsburgh

Apr 3, 2009 By Heather AT 10:00 am

Well, there’s another burning question answered:

We know what Charlie Brown would churn out if he gave up trying to play football and turned his attention to fashion design.

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