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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Modern Family

Jan 28, 2013 By Heather AT 1:30 pm
Sarah Hyland
Julie BowenSofia VergaraAriel WinterEric Stonestreet
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I know the photo is not of her — I switched the order last-second because I like Sarah Hyland’s dress so much and I don’t think very many people saw it — but: A big part of me wants Julie Bowen to go back to her Carol Vessey bob from Ed. Not to be confused with the one from Happy Gilmore, which should probably stay buried. Under a large pile of other buried things.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Empty-Handed Modern Family Cast

Jan 15, 2013 By Heather AT 10:00 am
Sofia Vergara, Ben Affleck
Sofia VergaraSofia Vergara, Ben AffleckJulie BowenJulie Bowen and Ty Burrell
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I’m not saying it was the wrong decision — Modern Family hasn’t been as strong — but more that these guys must have started to feel like The Sopranos of comedy, where all they have to do is show up and people would throw golden things at them. I do hope that someday Sofia Vergara wins one, though, because that acceptance speech is going to be amazing. I sincerely hope that if/when it happens, it’s one of those that’s chock-full of good-spirited taunting that’s meant to be funny but nobody in the audience is totally sure if they’re allowed to laugh.

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Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Modern Family Ladies

Sep 24, 2012 By Heather AT 11:30 am
Julie Bowen
Julie BowenSofia VergaraSofia VergaraSarah Hyland
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I wish Julie Bowen’s hair had as good a night as her trophy case did. It looks like she back-combed it with somebody’s teeth.

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SAG Awards Fug and Fabs: Pinks/Purples

Jan 30, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
Allison Janney
Dianna AgronSofia VergaraSofia VergaraJulie Bowen
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Yellow owned the Globes; on this night, nary a sunshine-hued frock showed itself, replaced instead by a bevy of deep pinks and purples straight out of my tooth-rotting seventh-grade candy fetishes. Which isn’t a bad thing. Seriously, Nerds were the best. I mean, of course now it seems so OBVIOUS to take a sucrose crystal and then glaze it with carnauba wax. But back then, boy, Willy Wonka seemed like some sort of brazenly colorful top-hatted wizard. Wait a minute… Albus Dumbledore, is that you?

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: The Other Ladies of Modern Family

Jan 19, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
Sofia Vergara
Julie BowenSarah Hyland
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So many freaking people go to these shows that we always realize several days later that there are gowns we meant to write about sooner, and forgot. Like Kate Winslet, who only went up Wednesday, or Nicole Richie, or the ladies of Modern Family who aren’t named Ariel Winter. Whoops. Sorry. I hope Sofia Vergara doesn’t come for us in a jealous rage. Although in a way I hope she does, because I find her such a kick that I’d sit there and take it and then clap and ask for her to rip me a new one again.

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Modern Fuggily

Dec 19, 2011 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

May of you may be familiar with these photos already, but we certainly can’t let a little something like “the weekend” distract us from a good old-fashioned bout of WTF whiplash.

So. Here is Sofia, wandering around the set of Modern Family on her way to her car, sporting an outfit that really should incite a roiling “tights are not pants” rant, in which I would then share the story of the time I was shopping for a cheap wig at Aah’s and saw a girl wearing nylons as pants. She wasn’t trying on costumes, wasn’t doing anything transitional, just… wearing naught but L’eggs on her legs, white cotton crotch pad flapping in the breeze.

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