Damn, Stacy. Turns out it’s the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends.
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Damn, Stacy. Turns out it’s the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends.
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This was the night before the Globes, and is it just me, or does Stacy look a remarkable amount more… golden… than she did at the big event?
The dress itself is quite interesting; even though it’s giving her crotch a funky frame, and the colors are not an obvious match, I’m intrigued. But mostly, I am fascinated and maybe a little terrified of how hard she might have exfoliated to get that off by Sunday. Maybe it’s just a trick of the indoor/outdoor lighting, or maybe she just slathered herself in stage makeup. Or maybe she took a twelve-hour shower afterward and seared it off. I hope Intern George helped; it’s the least he can do if he’s not bothering to come by here and mix the ginshakes.
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Intern George is officially the worst intern in the world. He NEVER comes to work, but instead is off clowning around with seriously everyone, including a wax figurine of President Obama, and a live figurine of Neil Diamond.
Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.
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I will try to parse the dress separately, but step back and look at the whole thing: After back to back outings twelve days ago in which Stacy Keibler looked decidedly more C-list than is customary of Intern George’s ladies, suddenly she shows up at this event looking like a politician’s 45-year old wife. I… have absolutely no handle on this lady. At this rate next week she’ll go full Carly Rae Jepsen and then follow it up with some Rose Nyland.
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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The amfAR Gala
I was all het up about Cannes juror Nicole Kidman not being at this (or at that may other things), but it turns out she was, and just may not have done the red carpet. I’ve decided this is because she’s been holed up all day in a darkened room watching every Cannes movie and flossing popcorn out of her teeth.
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