56I miss the days when Will Smith released a new song thematically tied to his movies. This one is post-apocalyptic, right? So I guess… “The Four Horsemen of the Apocasmith”? Because you know that’s what they’re going to call it when they take over the world.
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You guys KNOW I love a well-employed print:
I kind of wish this had a belt, but other than that, I love it. I also like that it’s slightly hypnotizing. She could totally psychoanalyze people at this event. “And what do you see in my skirt?…oh, interesting, three pirates making mac and cheese on the space station while your ex-boyfriend flies out the exit hatch. That is intriguing. Tell me more….”
I do, however, wonder why someone would — like Julianne Moore before her – go to an Accessories Council Event sans Accessories. Do they just start draping them on you as soon as you darken the doorway? Because that sounds like a party I’d like to attend.
Well, the movie is called Sparkle, and this definitely matches.
And the handy thing is, if Tika is ever invited to the premiere of a movie called Pelvic Window, she can totally wear it again.
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Why. WHY. Why are people trying to make pants the enemy?
They don’t need to start at your underwire. They don’t need to end at the top of your ankle bone. They don’t need to billow at the pelvis like they’re being inflated for an 80-day circumnavigation of the globe, unless you are a bowling-ball smuggler. Do not give pants a bad name OR PEOPLE WILL STOP WEARING THEM. And look where that got Taylor Momsen: A Fug Madness win and a public pubis. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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Fugs and Fabs of the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic
This event always looks entertaining, but this year it also looked SCORCHINGLY HOT. Keep hydrated with champagne, everyone — it’s good advice for all of us this summer.
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