HOW COULD SOMETHING SO NATURAL-LOOKING GO SO WRONG?
In honor of Tom and Kate’s contract finally expiring, and her deciding not to renew, a look back at the craziest shit those two put us through (all of these are old GFY posts, not random internet hoo-ha). I had A LOT of thoughts about Tom’s hair:
– This hair was terrible. (His)
– This hair was ALSO terrible. (His again)
– This hair was better but remember when they were friends with Posh and Becks and Posh was BLONDE? HER hair is terrible.
– But THIS hair is adorable. (Hers)
– Remember when he made her ride his motorcycle everywhere?
- Remember when Posh wore ALL this CRAZY STUFF to their wedding??
– Remember when she was pregnant for LIKE EVER OMG WTF? (I love this one but it also makes me a little sad because Heath Ledger is alive in it. The last several years have been weird, y’all.)
– Remember when he used to PRESENT her like a doll at things?
– Remember when she used to photobomb Posh and Armani?
– Remember when Chris Klein tried to turn Ginnifer Goodwin INTO her?
– Remember when he dragged her around by the hand and they wore literally matching suits?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT THESE TWO? And, more importantly: who’s her rebound going to be, and which starlet will he marry next?
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Fugs and Fabs: Oblivion premiere
I don’t recall anyone talking about this movie before Tom Cruise abruptly started making the international rounds, and still nobody is talking about it now that it’s premiering here. In other words, Oblivion may be an apt name for its eternal fate.
[Photos: Getty]
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