A ton of people went to this bash, and we will get to them all, but I think these outfits were the ones that — viewed in quick succession — broke my brain the hardest. Julianne Hough and Lea Michele make for potent bookends. Fug Madness will be here before you know it, ladies, and y’all could be in single digits if you’re not careful.
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Wow. After that minor hiatus — that’s what we’ll call the period when she did The Accidental Husband and My Super Ex-Girlfriend; she was working, but was she really? — Uma Thurman has no fewer than six projects lined up for 2012. So she made a splash at Cannes in several flattering outfits, including no fewer than three electric-blue ensembles designed to make you sit up and take notice and say, “Wait, is Uma Thurman in The Smurfs?” and then dash to her IMDb page and learn that, no, she is not, but, yes, she is in a boatload of other things you may want to see, including the third Kill Bill, set for 2014. And then you can sleep at night knowing you are fully Uma’d up in here.
Loading ...This amfAR event already brought us Karl and Courtney together at last, and Mischa Barton looking stunning after her near-victory in Fug Madness 2011. It seemed egregious not to let the evening’s other delights enfold you in their arms and whisper you sweet nothings, or alternatively, nothing sweet. I mean, Gwen, what ARE you doing with your groin?
Uma Thurman is one of those celebrities that you didn’t really realize you missed until she showed up somewhere (in this case, Cannes) looking AWESOME and then you were all, “oh, RIGHT. She can turn it on when she has to. I wish she’d make a good movie again.” It’s been a while, Ums — can I call you Ums? Seriously. Kill Bill, Vol 2 was 2004 — that’s the year we STARTED this blog.
Damn, now I feel old. Onto the slideshow.
If you don't think Bieber's got it in him to take Fug Madness two years in a row, you haven't been paying attention: http://t.co/p2vyUOfJnO
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The Met Gala: Fugs, Fines, Fabs and Fehs of the rest
Also known as: we’re wrapping up Met Gala coverage, finally. Also known as: cleaning out my lightbox. Also known as: here’s a bunch of people I couldn’t figure out how to group together in a thoughtful way, so I’m just going to pile them on you haphazardly ENJOY!!!! (Actually, a lot of these are secretly great.)
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