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Well Played, Wills and Kate: Far East Tour, Day Five


These might be two of my favorite looks from her, ever. What topless photo kerfuffle?

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Wills and Kate: Far East Trip, Days Three and Four


I am sorry to say that this first one is not my favorite look on either of them; also, that I fear this McQueen is leaving me cold because I gushed so much about yesterday’s McQueen. Regardless, let’s take a closer look and ALSO: they got presents, and those presents were photographed! Also ALSO: let’s talk about her topless scandal. It’s like as soon as the Olympics, everyone’s clothes fell off.

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Well Played, Wills and Kate: Far East Trip, Part Two


Books are signed! Protective glasses are worn! Parasols are wielded!

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Well Played, Will And Kate: The Far East Tour, Part I


In which our hero and heroine arrive in Singapore, check into Raffles, have some wine, do some meeting, admire some flowers, and end up in a potted plant.

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Paralympically Played, Prince Harry


In which Harry hides his face behind a ball.

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Paralympically Played, Kate Middleton, Plus THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF PRINCE HARRY.


He’s back, he’s pointing at people, he’s wearing a suit, he’s cavorting with adorable children. It’s like someone in the Royal Family’s press team realizes that the key to recouping Prince Harry after Naked Vegasville is just to have him do all the things Fug Nation loves most. Also, perhaps they’ve realized that just running around starkers isn’t exactly the worst thing anyone has ever done. It isn’t even the weirdest thing his immediate family has ever done. Although, in Charles’s defense, he had no idea that his phone was tapped and that one day we’d all hear him tell Camilla he wished he could be her tampon so he could always be in her pants (although if you read the actual transcript of that conversation, he is clearly basically joking. Also, that conversation is equal parts GET A ROOM and also sort of sweet in a weird way if one ignores the fact that at least one of them was still married at that point). Also: Kate looks great.

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