Fugger: Zoe Saldana

Cannes Fabs and Feh: Zoe Saldana


When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but “a bit eau de pinafore,” and that I’d be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any of these things ever see). Well, curiosity sated. Happily. (Mostly.)

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Fugs and Fabs: The Vogue/MAC Party


I can’t believe anyone from Vogue felt up to another party. I’m still exhausted from the Met Gala and I didn’t even have to change out of my jammies.

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Fug Trek


Sure, we’ve had a little heatwave in L.A., but she couldn’t get dressed for a measly twenty freaking minutes outdoors?

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Star Trek: INTO FUG


La Saldana can really wear the hell out of a pair of pants:

But I didn’t really need to know how well she carries off her Maidenform.

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Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana


I feel like she is REALLY pushing the limits of “I’m Zoe Saldana. I Get Away With EVERYTHING.”

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Star Trek: Into Fug


She is gorgeous, but I am relieved to find out that I am not so blinded by her awesomeness that I think this is somehow okay:

That is TOO SHORT, even on someone with legs for days. It’s like a figure-staking costume for a program about Russian nesting dolls, and I just pray she never needed to sit in it.

The back is neat, though:

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