Come On Fug

So, that is…how to put this? Unflattering? Please tell me she’s doing some skit in which she shoves a pillow under her dress to simulate pregnancy — as I did as a child on occasion, much as I would use a towel on my head to simulate being a nun/being a bride/having long hair — and not that she’s chosen a dress that makes her look….well, more protrude-y than she actually is. Although, frankly, even when one is out shopping for a prankster gown in which to play mom-to-be to really put the fear of God in one’s boyfriend, one can always pick something that didn’t look like it fell off the back of the truck heading toward the Dress Barn outlet. Am I right?