Dear 1985-1988:
We’ll accept your apology anytime now.
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Comments (59):
How about my EYES? Will you apologize to THEM??
That is EXACTLY what I was coming to post.
WTF GFY. You gotta ease us in to something that burning. Start off slow, maybe with some Bai Ling, you know, to get us in teh crazee. Then maybe some LiLo, with her see through, then Mickey Rourke with the man fug. THEN BAM- CF with the trifecta.
I was thinking the same thing…. hideous human with ugly dolls attached slithers in from another decade but no one cares.
In fairness to 1985-1988, they had no idea that anyone would still be taking this idiot’s picture in 2012. I think 2012 is going to have to take responsibility for its own actions on this one.
2012 is too busy writing preemptive apology letters for Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians, and Katie Price.
UGH. Also, that woman behind him is similarly terrifying and dated. Matching one’s eyeshadow to one’s dress is NOT OKAY in 2012 (and I would argue it was wrong even in 1985-1988, but at least it was somewhat on trend then).
Oh Heather, please don’t blame the late ’80s for that. I am pretty sure visible male nipples were NEVER OK, even then. Excuse me while I now go cleanse my eyeballs with some pure and soothing.
I’m surprised Rhianna didn’t wear this out first.
If Rhianna had worn this I would have said “Wow that’s a great color on her!” and then hopefully “Thankfully, she wore a bra.”
Hahahahahahahahaha …… sorry.
Holy crap. It’s a little early in the morning for this.
On a serious note, how great is The Goonies? I watched it last night and it’s just so good.
THE. AWESOMEST.
Thank you! Love this movie!!!
gross
Why why why why why my eyes why?!?!?! God, this is horrifying on so many levels.
Okay, yes, but let’s try to unfug it up. First off, Corey Feldman, you cannot (SHOULD NOT) wear a see-through embroidered women’s shirt over belted chinos. That is not an appropriate combination. Leather pants are the correct answer. But I think you’re vegan, so pleather is acceptable. Possibly satin. (Please do not wear satin pants, Corey Feldman.) Additionally, if you have to wear this shirt with those pants (which you DO NOT have to), either shorten the shirt or tuck it in. That length just highlights the fact that you are wearing a see-through shirt over belted chinos. That is not something you need to be drawing more attention to. Lastly, and actually of most importance to me, who has loved you for great swathes of my life, please please PLEASE cut that ridiculous front rat-tail. That was not cool even in 1985-1988.
I genuinely thought this was Charlie Sheen for a second
yes, the Sheen is on him. Not a good look. Apply anti-Sheen and seek medical attention.
And now all I can think is that he ACTUALLY sprayed himself with Mr Sheen* to do this.
*Furniture polish, in case anyone hasn’t heard of it.
^ YES ^
Oh thank heavens I wasn’t the only one thinking Charlie Sheen! I just got new glasses and wondered if the prescription is wrong.
I’m browsing GFY at 2am (Aus time) thanks to insomnia, but now I can’t allow myself to sleep in case that nipple peeking at me through the see-through shirt negligee thingy haunts my dreams.
Also, he looks like a skeevy Charlie Sheen. Which is saying something when you consider Charlie Sheen.
I do know what a fashion waste-land my college years were, but it’s very painful to have the relevant visual first thing in the a.m.
Years back, my parents brought me back a very similar shirt from Bali. It wasn’t sheer though, and I am a female.
Note to self: Do not open GFY before coffee. *whimper*
seriously, this is TOO EARLY to ruin my day. Could there be some sort of Fashion Trigger Warning? “Sheerness after the jump”?
Fug Girls, we kid, of course. never change.
What’s with the see-through stuff? If you absolutely have to wear it, you need a camisole or tank or even the old-fashioned slip. (That goes between your clothes and your undies, for you young whippersnappers). Of course, not in his case for some of that, so maybe this shirt could have just been skipped altogether, or at least add another layer of fabric.
Oh, and button your shirt too. Now that’s just overkill. He is and has been a good actor though.
I think you should institute a policy of “NSFW” warnings for any nipple-baring post, no matter the gender. /shudder.
Holy crap. FUG FUG FUG!!! It’s like Ricky Martin and Charlie Sheen had a baby.
Win!
Is that Corey Sheen? Or perhaps Charlie Feldman?
Indeed. I hate to quote a Kardashian, but I think that “douche-lord” might be the appropriate term.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this was a pic of Charlie Sheen. Then again, how sad. Oh, and someone should burn that horrible blue thing that’s trying to pass for a shirt.
This photo makes Jesus cry.
Pssst, Corey, your Nana called and she wants her blouse back.
I have to admit, I would totally wear his blouse! But with a strappy top under it, and a bra. He should have done the same.
Get back under your ashtray Corey.
Once I got over my initial horror, I looked back at the pic and now find it kind of hilarious. The combination of the outfit, the sh$t eating grin and the arm candy is priceless
I looked at this and now I need someone to Stand By Me… and hold my hair back while I throw up
Since he is presumably familiar with publicity and paparazzi, surely, certainly, positively, this is a joke photo. It must be.
I always think that — “Come on they’re joking around” — but they never are.
It’s all real, very very real.
Who would’ve thought Corey Feldman would be the face of the Blanche Devereaux line of lingerie? Perfect for cool evenings on the lanai or chilly looks of scorn from Dorothy Zbornak.
WHY!!???!!!??
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY !!!!!
Whatever he is on, I don’t want any of it!
He’s alive?
Oh right, it was the other one.
Trying to fill Charlie Sheen’s shoes and then some.
Excuse me now, have to go vomit.
Horrible. That is all…
I can’t stay mad at him, even when he hurts me so bad.
The sad thing is that he is the sane Corey, by comparison, and the surviving one. How badly does that reflect on Haim?
I came back to add that the bimbo on the right looks like Courtney Stodden.
Wow… I love love love it…. what says I love my life more then that outfit and that face ?It’s wrong in so many levels I think it might actually make it’s way back to right again… I mean, LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS ! ….
I thought it was Charlie Sheen too! Is it wrong of me to note that the chest beneath the shirt isn’t that bad? I think I’m in withdrawal from all those Olympic swimmer chests.
You know, if you scroll down and chop off his head it looks pretty good. Cheesy yes, but sexy too.
He looks like Yoko Ono with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Yes, yes he does. Exactly. Which does not speak well for him OR Yoko.
Disgusting, really!
HAHAHA! There are no words. Just laughter.
I literally shrank back from my computer and grimaced in horror when I saw this. I need a drink.
Uh, no, this is the result of the 90s. Blame them, we had nothing to do with THIS.