Coyote Fugly (That One Just Wrote Itself)

Welcome to your Friday Scrolldown, courtesy of Piper Perabo, who is apparently still getting invited to things:

Other than the fact that she looks like she’s about to vomit all over the red carpet — like, if you feel that bad, stay home and keep your germies to yourself — the top two thirds? Chic, chic, chic. Great dress, great bag.  But the leggings? ARE WHITE PATTERNED LEGGINGS. Just when I thought leggings could not get worse.  What’s next? Are we all going to have to start wearing stirrup pants? And then stirrup pants with the stirrup purposefully un-stirrupped? And then unstirrupped stirrup pants with little bows attached to the stirrup, as practiced by Amy White, the most popular girl in my 5th grade class? Because I didn’t do that when I was ten and I am not doing it now.