Adele Exarchopoulos here is in Blue Is The Warmest Color and she won Best Young Actor last night. She’s also wearing something sort of predictably sheer:

Nothing too out of the ordinary, right? It’s like Predictably Fashion-Wacky: black, sheer, appliqued, potentially-feathered. Exactly what you want to wear to an event sponsored by Yogurtland, right? Right.

WRONG:

YOU GUYS. IT’S BIKE SHORTS. Whatever Lupita there is saying on the TV, I hope it includes the phrase, “DON’T WEAR BIKE SHORTS TO AN AWARDS SHOW UNLESS YOUR NAME IS DEMI MOORE AND YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE.”