Cynthia Fugley

The madness will never stop if the people who actually MAKE the clothes don’t snap out of it:

Even she looks sort of ashamed of herself. In fairness, I don’t know if any of what she’s wearing was actually made by Cynthia herself, but still. Wearing it is implied consent. And nobody should consent to a bra-style top that commits that heinous a crime against a bosom and a body. Even if she actually is pregnant, which is how it looks, the black swatches where her chest should be are made for someone with at least one cupful more than she’s pouring.

I bet if she’d eaten any carbs at all in the last six months, she’d have had the energy to shop for something else — something that didn’t require leather leggings and which didn’t make her look decrepit and drained. I don’t dislike her, but this? This is a cry for help. Help, and starches.