Rose Byrne: So lovely, so perplexing. She used to look like she wanted to vomit all over the red carpet, which she confessed in interviews was just paralyzing nerves. She’s solved that, mostly, only to have this happen:
We might’ve been in better straits had the skirt ended differently. As it is, something about it creates the optical illusion for me that she’s clenching her knees together and squatting slightly, as if desperate to prevent an ugly urinary explosion. And the LAST thing you want is Lisa Rinna banging on your door with a camera crew, trying to guerrilla-Depends you just so she’s not out there doing those ads alone.
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Comments (16):
And now all I can see is knee-bound squatting too! Or maybe she really has to go to the bathroom. The look on her face gives me that general impression.
Sigh. Who’s in charge of the laws of fashion? Can we draft a bill that states “lining shall run the length of the skirt upon pain of expulsion from ever dressing celebrities again”? I hate that half sheer thing so much.
The skirt looks like peddle pushers in the pic, and if it were so I would like it. I actually like the look overall, she looks like Allison Brie from Mad Men.
Did she steal this from Helena Bonham Carter’s underwear drawer?
I thought I was the only one thinking she was giving off a bit of an HBC vibe!
I do kinda love that Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin did those ads.
Rose’s head is sure pretty, but the short nude lining and too long skirt don’t work here. The top part is fine.
Why is the too-short lining the color of vomit?
I’d hoped this was a matching harlequin peplum lace clamdigger twin set.
This would have been a knockout as a one piece, fully lined, less severe taper as the skirt ends.
for a brief moment I thought Dita Von Teese got face work & a tan.
I think she looks cute.
I first thought the skirt was pants. Too busy. I can’t see her.
With her hair wrapped up and the knee-length illusion of pedal pushers, she looks like a flapper at the beach.
Australians will understand what I mean when I saw she looks like she’s attending the afterparty for the RAW FM premiere.
Too early for Halloween, kid. She looks, scarily, like a badly dressed young Faye Dunaway.
Don’t worry Rose, I’ll vomit for you.