Daniela Fugcury

Behold Elvis Crespo and Daniela Mercury at the Latin Grammy Nomination Ceremony:

While he looks totally fine and just as he often does — albeit a bit on the Severus Snape side — she was TOTALLY at home painting the guest bathroom and listening to the radio when she realized she’d agreed to do this and was supposed to be at the studio like an hour ago so she threw on a belt and a clean shirt and ran out to the car and was twenty minutes down the road when she looked down and realized she was driving barefoot and oh my god her agent is going to kill her WHERE ARE SHOES? DO I HAVE SHOES? and then realized that, yes, she had these random zebra print clodhoppers clonking around in the backseat and so she just threw them on and marched into hair and make-up and pretended that this was all COMPLETELY on purpose and TOTALLY the new style and no one better say anything and then this is where we all learned that “fake it ’til you make it” doesn’t always totally work.