Daryl Hannah, Fugbacker: A Clarification

The Fug Girls would like to apologize to those who felt we were picking on Daryl Hannah.

We weren’t picking on her for being old; we were picking on her for having a neck that celebrates Arbor Day, and yet ceasing to tie a yellow ribbon ’round the old oak tree, if you get the drift. It’s an important clarification and we needed to make it.

To thine own form be true, Daryl. We don’t think YOU are fugly; if your neck is disappearing, or if we just never noticed its condition before because you were accessorizing it better, thenjust wear your hair down or pick out a dress that comes with a jaunty wrap. Concealing is healing… or something.