Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Gina Tognoni

I get what Gina Tognoni was going for; really, I do.

It’s a statement, yes? It’s her way of saying, “I was roped into coming here,” right? I mean, that’s got to be it. Because I can’t think of any other good reason to wear a dress that makes your left breast look a good three inches higher than your right.

Okay, I thought of one: Her ugly stepsisters locked her in a cupboard to keep her from shopping, and a cheerful pack of mice had to make her this dress on the fly (which would also explain all the other random pieces of fabric hanging from this thing). But I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. I mean, everyone knows the Three Blind Mice don’t do awards shows, and they’re the only rodent tailors I can think of who would let a girl out of the house in a gown that looks like the right half of it mysteriously shrank.