Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Jacqueline MacInnes Wood


Jacqueline MacInnes Wood plays Steffy Forrester on The Bold and The Beautiful and when I explain what has happened to Steffy in her short life you will easily understand why B&B won best Daytime Drama on Sunday night.

It seems she:

  1. Has fallen off a boat and been presumed eaten by sharks
  2. Has been held captive by her father’s ex.
  3. Was held captive AGAIN by the same ex.
  4. Was saved from said ex — who was then committed to an insane asylum — by her father, who drove his car through a building to do it.
  5. Has to deal with being the child of a man who not only is apparently a reckless driver, but who also has been married eight times to three women
  6. Lost her mother in a brutal murder that of course turned out to be just a misunderstanding
  7. Was conveniently sent to boarding school so she could Rapidly Age
  8. Lost her twin sister who died in a car accident the night of their father’s rehearsal dinner (I am so sure she’s actually dead. You could burst into flames on a soap and then have your head cut off and they can bring you back) and realized this solely thanks to her Magic Psychic Twin Power
  9. Appears to be engaged to her own step-uncle who once tried to marry her mom. I think. This show is CONFUSING. I totally have to start watching.

Seriously, the fact that her skirt is made out of cupcake liners is totally the least of her problems.

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