Denim Fuggers

Oh my God, Duffgirl. HEM THEM. How has no one explained to you how that works? Do you want the phone number for Denim Doctors? They can take care of that for $18. I’m pretty sure you have $18, don’t you? Or did you spend every last dime on your new veneers and some Slim Fast? But seriously, you have to get those looked at — they are WRAPPED AROUND YOUR SHOE. They are footie jeans. That is wrong.