Doutzen Fugroes

Model Doutzen Kroes deserved better than this dress.

At a big ol’ fashion-industry awards show, it must have been kind of annoying to have people come up to her all night asking for a shot of her best moonshine, expecting her to deal a poker game using cards without numbers on them, or surreptitiously wondering where in her saloon-of-ill-repute the really naughty girls can be found.