Eli Fug

Can we discuss Natasha Henstridge for a moment?

She looks really pretty on Eli Stone, right? I mean, I assume she does. I haven’t watched it yet, though it’s waiting for me on the TiVo. But she looks pretty in the commercials, so I assume she looks good on the show. But when she’s out in the wild, as she is here, she looks….kinda rough. Sorry, Natasha, but you’re wearing a bath mat as a shawl. You smell what I’m cooking here.

Of course,  said roughness may also be because NO ONE ON THE WORLD can pull off WIDE-LEGGED PLEATHER PANTS.

Okay, maybe Grace Jones. But that’s it.