Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Sara Ramirez

Sara Ramirez is a dish. Every episode of this past season of Grey’s Anatomy caused me pain, because Callie is a) so cute b) so saucy c) so loaded d) so trapped in a relationship that’s doomed to failure because — oh, God, I can’t get started on George right now, since I just talked myself into not canceling my Grey’s season pass, and I don’t have time to have that conversation with myself all over again. However, there’s something about this dress that just doesn’t light my fire and I can’t quite figure out what it is:

Empirically, it’s a perfectly serviceable gown. I just feel like she’s
both looked better, AND less like a bridesmaid. Also, I really really
really really want to go up to her and poke my finger through that hole
over her hip. I bet you twenty bucks that by the end of the night, almost everyone she knows — and several people she does not — will have come up to her, drunk, and prodded her. She is going to have a wee, finger-shaped bruise right there. In fact, if I were her, after a drink or two (or even just if the ceremony got boring), I’m pretty sure I would start at prodding my hip myself.