Emmy Pre-Party Fug: Courtney Peldon

Sometimes it’s not the clothes that fug up the Peldon — it’s what’s beneath them.

In this case, La Peldon seems to have parlayed her D-list status into getting a D-list tan, one as orange, uneven, and blotchy as a pubescent Oompa-Loompa.

Doesn’t it kind of look like her mismatched, normal-colored face has been Photoshopped onto another body? Like someone’s been having a little pictoral fun with our Courtney — perhaps even Courtney herself, trying to cover up that she actually wore something far more hideous to this Emmy pre-party?

But no — no chicanery here, except on the part of the sunscreen/tanning salon/bloated Davis brother who snapped on the protective gloves and slobberingly rubbed in her self-tanner. This is truly La Peldon in all her heinous Burnt Marmalade glory, apparently so greedy for attention that she’s even trying to redefine the term “Brown Peldon” so that it no longer applies to her sister.