Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Cat Deeley

La Deeley seems like a nice lass.

Which is why it’s such a shame her chest looks bandaged — it reminds me of the dressings Gwyneth Paltrow’s character wore in Shakespeare In Love when she was pretending to be a boy. Which is fine when you are, say, pretending to be a boy. In fact, it’s all reminiscent of the embarrassingly entertaining Amanda Bynes classic She’s The Man, in which Amanda runs around a school fair like a crazy person because she has to both impersonate her brother and play herself in a kissing booth, and she almost screws up one of her costume changes; hilarity ensues. I am pretty sure Cat Deeley would be horrified to think her gown looks like a boob harness that she forgot to take off — but then again, maybe she’s just a really big fan of She’s The Man. And I certainly can’t judge her for THAT. No, seriously, you guys. It will grow on you. It’s like comedy mold: You don’t WANT it there, but you can’t STOP it, either.