Emmy Awards Fug Carpet

I sort of feel for Amanda Seyfried here:

In that (a) I think I might own this dress, and (b) it does look REALLY comfortable, and kind of cute. I can see looking at this hanging in the closet and saying, “Ugh, I am totally bloated. That sack dress is pretty cute. AND it has pockets. AND I can eat in it. SOLD.” But then you show up places and people are like, “Ooh, bad break-up?” and you’re like, “What? I’m fine.” And they’re like, “I know, honey. I know.” And it’s because you’re kind of accidentally wearing the dress version of sweats with no jewelry and your hair tied back. Seriously, it happens to the best of us.