Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Conrad

LO: Hang on a sec… hold still…

LAUREN: What? What is it? Is there something on my dress?

LO: Not exactly… I’m just… where IS it?

LAUREN: Where is what?

LO: The interesting part. I’m SURE it’s here somewhere…

LAUREN: I don’t understand.

LO: Everyone made such a huge deal out of how you “designed” this dress, and the one that the Emmy girl wore, but… I mean, is there something I’m missing? It’s a bit basic, no?

LAUREN: I think it’s pretty.

LO: Sure, but… I feel like a child could have designed this. I could have
designed this. Hell, AUDRINA could have designed it, and she can’t even
make eye-contact with things. Is this really the best you could do here?

LAUREN: Well, the Emmy girl’s dress is totally different.

LO: How?

LAUREN: There’s a strap on one side.

LO: Right. So let me get this straight: You’re trying to be a serious designer, but your only ideas involved sketching approximately four lines on a piece of paper and then adding jewelry that is more interesting than the actual semi-maternity cut of the dress? Am I following along correctly?

LAUREN: Audrina’s right. You ARE mean.

LO: It’s called honesty, babe. SOMEONE had to tell you.