Emmy Awards Fug Show: Blake Lively and Leighton Meester

Sep 21, 2009 By Jessica AT 10:19 am
BLAKE LIVELY: Hi L.

LEIGHTON MEESTER: Hey, B.

BLAKE: Am I showing way too much skin?

LEIGHTON: As usual. Boobs OR legs, remember, Blake?

BLAKE: I have the worst time with that.

LEIGHTON: We know. And your dress has an open back.

BLAKE: So?

LEIGHTON: You’re beating us about the head and neck with your hotness, when you really ought to just let it hug us tenderly.

BLAKE: I don’t know what that means.

LEIGHTON: Stop showing so much skin. For the 10th time.

BLAKE: Your turn.

LEIGHTON: Whatever do you mean?

BLAKE: Uh. Your dress is like way too big for you and you’re wearing shoulder pads that give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “don’t squeeze the Charmin.”

LEIGHTON: What new meaning is that?

BLAKE: I don’t know. It was the only toilet paper joke I could think of.

LEIGHTON: Bitch, please, this outfit is directional.

BLAKE: It should have directed you to a tailor. And what about your face? At least my makeup looks awesome.

LEIGHTON: Your hair doesn’t.

BLAKE: WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU:

LEIGHTON: Sweet sausage McMuffins, you’re right. I AM wearing way too much makeup.

BLAKE: And YOUR hair looks so –

LEIGHTON: Enough, Blondie.

BLAKE: Sorry, L. At least you can use your shoulder pads to blot the sweat from your furrowed brow.

LEIGHTON: Too little, too late, B.

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