Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Jane Krakowski

Listen. Who DOESN’T love Jane Krakowski? I mean, her work in The Rural Juror alone has given me hours of pleasure:

But I feel like if someone tried to dress her 30 Rock character in this dress, that person would be in for a world of completely ineffectual hurt:

This both washes her out AND makes her look boxy. In other words, it’s like she’s wearing a recycled bulk mailer. Part of the problem is that J. Krak doesn’t have much of a waist — a debilitating and crippling condition I happen to share — so she needs to wear a dress that helps create the illusion of one. AKA, not this one. The Rural Juror votes, GUILTY.