Emmy Awards Post-Party Fug: Bonnie Somerville

I never noticed before, but Bonnie Somerville looks kind of like January Jones. And I’m wondering if, by hiding behind that messy forelock, she thought, “Maybe someone will mistake me for January Jones and that will be how I recover from having participated in Labor Pains.”

Unfortunately, January Jones doesn’t usually wear dresses that a) look like what middle-school girls in the 80s would do to their gym t-shirts; or b) evoke questions about the severity of her static cling. Something about that draping makes Bonnie look like she’s hunching slightly because the skirt is stuck to her thick black tights, and can only be peeled upward very slowly or else she’ll get zapped hard enough to curl her bangs to the root. Still, chin up, B — maybe Betty Draper needs a long-lost sister. Or a lookalike cousin. You might still have a chance.