Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Sarah McLachlan

My favorite part of any awards show is the dead-person montage, because it always gives me goosebumps. I don’t know, I guess it feels like a final farewell — like you’re not really gone in Hollywood until your image has appeared during a telecast with audience applause and a really sad song behind it. Sniffle. And Sarah McLachlan sang a lovely rendition of “I Will Remember You” under this year’s Emmy montage — Bea Arthur, I WILL remember you, glorious lady — so I don’t mean to undercut the power of her moment, but…

There are many things wrong here, not least of which is that her chest appears to be a furry tribute to the glories of the large intestine. And it’s hard to contemplate my grief AND my plumbing at the same time.