Sorry, Gabrielle Union. Technically we did feature you already alongside Dwyane Wade, but we ignored you, and Fug Nation was not impressed. So we will bring it on right here. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Sigh. It’s Friday. June/July has been a hellstorm for a lot of people I both know and don’t know. Let’s just get through this thing and have a cocktail.

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