Eva La Fug

Have you ever won a ribbon for a special achievement — say, a cook-off,  three-legged race, or perhaps a consolation prize because, while you were not Best In Show at the county fair, you were at least Zuckerman’s Famous (and Humble) Pig? And have you ever admired said ribbon for approximately 20 minutes before stuffing it into a box, never to be seen again, despite your secret yearning for excuses to remind everyone you were named Best Socks — Men’s Over-20 Division at your country club’s annual Geek-Off? Well, no longer. Eva La Rue might have an avant-garde answer for you.

The way she’s preening about in those sleeves, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn one of those wacky embellishments actually says on the back, “Best Straight Face In A Role That Requires You To Look At Disgusting Fake Corpses Without Barfing All Over Your Expensive Loaned-Out Shoes.” That might also account for how huge they are. Big honor, big words, BIG ribbony ruffles.