Eva Herzigofug

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EVA HERZIGOVA: Hello there, Claudia.

CLAUDIA SCHIFFER: Hello, granny panties. Oops, I mean, Eva.

EVA: Doing okay? You look a little shell-shocked.

CLAUDIA: Oh, I’m fine, just… suddenly I feel very thigh. Oops, I mean, dressed. I feel dressed. Heavily, heavily dressed.

EVA: God, RIGHT? Me too.

CLAUDIA: You… what?

EVA: I just want to tear off all this itchy fabric! Better hope there’s not an open bar, or else people are going to see a lot more of me than they thought tonight!

CLAUDIA: MORE than… you know what, I think I need to find that bar right now.