Extenuating Fugcumstances

Take a moment, dear readers, and behold our delicious intern, George:

Is he not suave? Do you not wish to bathe in his manly aura? Don’t you have several inappropriate and double entendre-laced questions to pose?  That’s a good thing, as extenuating circumstances have conspired — both circumstantially and extenuatingly — to prevent us from posting until a bit later today. Please hold tight as we sharpen our claws and whip things into shape, and please check back later for SAG-y deliciousness. Thank you. Have we mentioned you look fantastic today?