Eyes Wide Fug

I wish Conan O’Brien would do an “If They Mated” with this photograph:

They are not the fugliest couple out there (any of the Hot Woman Marries Rock Star pairings has enough fug on the male side to wrest that title from the more balanced Sofia and Q), but looking at this photo, I have a hard time suppressing the urge to wave my hand in front of their eyes to see if they blink.

Also, as is the unfortunate wont of many Hollywood beanpoles, Sofia appears to be taking the “I know I can find a dress that makes me look fat, I just KNOW it” approach to fashion.