Feel the Rain on Your Fug

Oh my god, you guys. I was just looking for a photo of Natasha Bedingfield on American Idol last night — I thought she was wearing weird-ass gloves, but it turns out they were just her sleeves; these are the mistakes you make when you watch the results show on fast forward — and I found THIS, from while we were on vacay:

It’s like she KNEW we were going out of town, and was like, “YES! At last, I can wear my Vegas cocktail waitress backless halter  tuxedo top! Those wicked bitches will NEVER KNOW! MwhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH! “

Poor Natasha. Honey, we ALWAYS find out.