Freaky Fug Friday: Monday Voting Edition

Another week, another awesome passel of entries — we got almost 700, and I’ve never been so happy to do work on a weekend as I was in sitting down to read through them. As usual, narrowing these down was brutal. But here are the four finalists for this week, in random order:

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LIMERICK #1, by OKCKATE:

There once was a woman from Spain

Whose efforts to match went in vain.

So she tried to distract

With a coat made of cat.

Chica! Kitty and mink ain’t the same!

LIMERICK #2, by JEMI

A certain unknown WAG Latina

Wore “fur” in the fashion arena.

Paired grey woolly stockings

With golf shoes – how shocking!

Sanrio should serve a subpoena.

LIMERICK #3, by RACHEL

Let’s all cut dear Elen a break

For her honest (if fugly) mistake:

It was near Halloween,

and she thought “Peachy keen!

What a lovely mall kiosk I’ll make!”

LIMERICK #4, by KATIE C:

Kitty and Kermit were first

In this character-hunting outburst.

If PETA won’t protest,

Then someone must be next.

Is Sesame Street on alert?