Freaky Fug Friday: Tuesday BIG WINNER Edition

Congratulations to OKCKate, this week’s winner of Freaky Fug Friday and the author of your favorite limerick about Elen Rives. Her victorious lines were a relatively last-minute entry, and we’re thrilled that her epiphany was so popular. Here it is, your winner, with 42 percent of the vote:

[Photo: Splash News]

There once was a woman from Spain

Whose efforts to match went in vain.

So she tried to distract

With a coat made of cat.

Chica! Kitty and mink ain’t the same!

– OKC Kate

Congratulations again! We’ll have a new challenge on Friday. Remember, if you want your entry to be credited a certain way (your full name, or, say, Barbara from Sioux Falls, or whatever), include that in the comment, or else we’ll just go ahead and use your commenting handle. See you Friday! … Well, except that I’ll still be here the rest of the week doing other things, but you get what I mean. Right? Right.