Fugsin Murfug

Obviously I am going to have to shake off the shackles of my own laziness and check out singer Roisin Murphy’s work. In truth, I have avoided the issue somewhat so far because I’m afraid her day job could never live up to her appearances on the red carpet.

I suspect this is what a mother of a Mouseketeer would wear at her child’s wedding — assuming, of course, it’s performed on the steps of the Magic Castle, followed by a lavish coronation as the monarch of Prosperityland, a brand new wing of Disneyland designed to help us all forget there’s a recession and we’re too broke to go to theme parks in the first place.