Freaky Fug Friday: Winner

Congratulations to T Shadix, whose winning song parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” earned 34 percent of the vote this week. We’re having so much fun with these weekly contests, and we hope you are, too — judging by the quality of the entries we’re getting, you must be. So thank you!

And without further ado, the victorious caption:

“I Kissed A Girl/Missed the Wall”
 

This guy at Sears whose name was Stan
Sold me a Craftsman
I got so drunk, drill in hand
Lost my direction
It’s not what, I aimed for
Just wanna hang a pic
I’m feeling blue ’cause I’ve
Drilled through my small intestine

I missed the wall and I’d like it
If you could call a medic
I missed the wall and my thigh’s hit
I hope Sears will refund it
It felt so wrong
To drill so quite
Close to my innards tonight
I missed the wall, ow my right hip
My right hip.

– T Shadix

See you on Friday with a new challenge.