Field of Fug

Former child actress Gaby Hoffman, you may recall, was in Field of Dreams, and Uncle Buck, and Sleepless in Seattle and the terrible yet somewhat engrossing Now and Then, wherein she plays the young Demi Moore, and there actually is kind of a resemblance around the nose and chin, I think:

[Photo: Splash News]

Unfortunately, that’s not the first thing that’s gonna jump out at anyone. Not when she’s wearing a  dress that’s crying for the embrace of a hot iron the way I long for the sweet, boozy ministrations of Intern George. I mean, that dress is wrinkled.  Like a prune. A prune in desperate need of a hairbrush.

And, look, no one expects a former child star-turned college student-turned stage actress to show up on the red carpet looking….well, like Demi Moore. That would be kind of scary, frankly. But it’s probably ALSO advisable to avoid arriving at events looking like you just came from the dress rehearsal of Clueless: The Musical, in which you are playing the Brittany Murphy role, pre-make-over. For all of us.