Reading all your entries totally perked us up as our relaxing, awesome holiday came to a close — there were some hilarious ones that unfortunately didn’t meet the criteria of using the words “new” and “year,” but luckily, there were equally excellent ones that did, and we’ve managed to whittle those down to three finalists. But first, a refresher on the art that’s inspiring the verse:
[Photos: Splash News]
Ah, Hailey. As the old saying roughly goes, when you point those fingers at us, you simultaneously are pointing a few back at yourself. And then your thumbs are facing sideways, which…. means nothing, much like this boxing match. Also, how did we not notice that there are at least two children sitting behind you, watching this? They’re currently being treated to a view of Ms. Glassman’s back, and thus, an eyeful of the following:
Please tell me that a caring parent intervened. Or else I am forced to conclude that sex education in this country has gone rather downhill.
And now, the finalists:
1) A new shirt is gleaned
From depths of Jackass ‘R’ Us
Year-end clearance bin.
– By Anonymous (which is a shame! Entrants, please label your work, so that you get credit! Be… nonymous!)
2) Year’s best look, hands down.
New take on “casual slob.”
The Sev is jealous.
– By Mel
3) Bret Michaels called. Strange:
He wants nothing back. And this
year he vows new looks.
– By Shasha
Vote early, vote often! And Happy 2010! What a great way to start a new decade. Y’all rule.
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