It’s that time again! Get your pencils and blue books out, Fug Nation, because we have an assignment for you:
THE FUGEE: Imogen Heap, talented songstress and habitual devotee of Crazywear, albeit — we suspect — because she is deliciously wacky like that, not because she doesn’t know any better. (In other words, girlfriend is more Juliette Lewis than Phoebe Price.) At the very least, you have totally heard her songs back when we were all watching The O.C. And you’ve definitely heard her song “Hide and Seek,” as it’s sampled in that Derulo song, “Watcha Say,’ which is all over the radio tubes and television waves.
THE DETAILS:
La Heap is performing at Webster Hall in NYC. I presume it is not named after Emmanuel Lewis, but one never can tell.
THE CHALLENGE: This week, we’re asking you to put your poetry muscles to the test once again, and write a cinquain. A cinquain is an unrhymed poem of five lines — hence the name — and this one should be formatted thusly:
- Line 1: one word
- Line 2: two words
- Line 3: three words
- Line 4: four words
- Line 5: one word
You can read more about the various kinds of cinquains — there are many — thanks to the good people at Wikipedia.
THE RULES:
All entries must be posted in the comments section of this entry — not
e-mailed — by 10 p.m. Sunday night. From there, we’ll choose a small selection of favorites, and you the people will vote on the very best. Democracy!
Comments (531):
Disaster,
Just sayin’
A hair brush?
Never heard of one,
Obviously.
Imogen,
Why this?
Are you blind?
Should we send help?
Even by touch this sucks!
Sweetheart
That Outfit
mmm, watcha say?
you only meant well?
fug
Leggings!
Feathered shoulders!
How many times
Must we tell you:
Garbage bags are not skirts.
Oh,
Imogen. Flock
of Seagulls on
your head, or your
shoulders?
Why
Would you
Leave home thusly?
Your shoulders can fly.
Go.
huh.
Genius? Crazy?
I don’t know.
Perhaps she has no
mirror.
Frostbit.
Swan lake,
gone all wrong.
Moving will help me
thaw.
Why?
Girl, why
Would you voluntarily
Subject our eyes to
torture?
Imogen,
Please hide
that outfit forever
I promise I won’t
Seek
spinning
in circles
ruined my hair
must say goodnight and
go
Flightless
Emoting Emu
Intravenous simulation solution
Through soaring
hair
Cerulean
aliens from
film Avatar stole
their look from you,
clearly.
Presenting!
Swan Lake
Project Runway Edition:
Using dumpster diving treasures
Create the black swan costume…
Auf Wiedersehen!
People
I cried
but bounced back
Swan Lake rejects unite
Dance!
Whoa!
Holy Aqua-net
and feathers Batman!
Just say NO, JUST,
NO!
Bouffant?
Shoulder feathers?
Bubble-shaped Skirt?
Leggings a la Lohan?
DE-ACCESSORIZE.
Mmm,
whatchu say?
Mmmm that you
only meant well? Well
Of course you did, crazy.
From
skirt to
hair to feathers,
wow. Buzz your girlfriend…
WOOF
Hate
to break
it but the
80′s aint that back
honey!
Flutter
Big Bird’s
walk of shame
Why so blue bird?
Molting?
Flutter
Big Bird’s
walk of shame
Why so blue bird?
Molting?
Remember
Jesse Camp?
Imogen Heap, you
are channeling him now.
Scary.
Beware!
Birds, one
That nested atop
My head is now
Epaulets!
Do
you think
my white footies
balance out my crazy
(hair)?
Birds,
Beware! One
That nested atop
My head is now
Epaulets!
NO
NO NO
OH HONEY NO
NO NO
NEVER.
Heap
Of fabrics
Bird’s nest hair
Decorative and fringed epaulets?
Imogen.
Poof!
An explosion;
stretchy, sparkly, slippered
with floral
accent
Sweetheart?
You’re not
Helena Bonham Carter
This whimsy fails to
charm
Wow.
That is
some crazy right
there. Imogen Heap, just:
No.
What
You’d get
If you shot
The 90s from a
Cannon
So
a bird
walks into
a disco
Ouch.
Songbird
with her
nest on head
and bird on shoulders.
Leggings!
Monochromatic
feather headdress
matches your epaulets.
Honey… Say Goodnight and
Go!
(Say Goodnight and Go is one of my fave IH songs)
Inspiration:
Fraggle Rock.
My blue period
Is crafted from skinned
Muppets.
Must not take calls and read at same time, correcting number one. (syllables) Surry.
Flightless
Emoting Emu
Intravenous simulation solution
Through soaring heights of
hair
Monochromatic
feather headdress
matches your epaulets.
Honey… Say Goodnight and
Go!
(Say Goodnight and Go is one of my fave IH songs)
Bluish
Hefty Bag
Grandma’s orthopedic slippers
Feathers stolen unsuspecting peacock
Munch
Honey,
Pulling off
Helena Bonham Carter
Is harder than this.
Dixi.
Tutu,
Feather Epaulettes,
White ballet flats
Match your confused expression,
Goofball.
Oscar
(the Grouch)
wants a date.
He is a puppet.
Yikes.
Dance!
Dance, peacock!
Flail! Fluff! Flit!
Show us your fug!
Dance!
Songstress:
Feathers adorned,
Billowing taffeta atop
Leggings and slippers. Diagnosis
Vertigo?
the
frightening consequence
of severe dehydration?
thank god for the
IV
Drunk?
No, Offisher
Shee, I can
walk and toush my
nose.
Girl,
I’m concerned
About your shoes.
Are those Crocs, Imogen?
Honey!
Nevermore.
And furthermore,
your wrists, darling,
are generally silent. Yet…
Microphones?
Hair–
Feathered epaulets–
Carrie hair flower–
Toss in the trash,
Heap.
Where
The hell
Did she find
Russel Brand’s brand of
Wigs?
Where
the hell
can you buy
Russel Brand’s brand of
wigs?
HEAP!
You ought
not let your
stage name dictate your
fashion.
(Whoops. Ended up posting twice. Ignore the first one, please.)
Heap…
of crazy.
Tooth fairy’s twin
gone emo! Oh honey
no.
Aha!
Little Bird,
Wait it out.
Only moments before you
Moult.
Frou-frou
or fou?
Read my lips:
“Domo arigato Mr. Roboto!”
WORD.
LOST:
My iron,
My fashion sense,
And my IV pole.
Help?
Sparkle
Motion tanktop
Bedecked by feathers
Concordant coif delight: truly
Fowl.
Drunken
Ballet dancer
Dressed in blue
Please do not fall
Down.
Look!
These feathers
and my hair
are quite the same
Molting.
Holograms!
Call Jem!
Imitation as Flattery?
Imogen’s not Hologram Material.
Synergy?
Bird.
Blue Heap,
Lost in taffeta,
Nesting in your hair,
Sqwak!
Trashbags!
Microphone arms!
White Croc Flats!
Birdy shoulders and hair!
Pidgeon-chic!
Freedom!
Imogen escapes
from 1988 trashpile:
next week’s episode of
“Hoaders.”
Imogen
Heap of
Sequined, feathered satin
Frumpily falls over leggings
Rehab!
[Oh, it just f-in figures I'd misspell the punchline. HOARDERS.]
Imogen.
La Heap.
La blue Heap.
La blue feathered Heap.
La mess.
Sigh.
Oh
Oh my
Oh my God
Only one word describes:
FUG
Ummm,
watcha wear?
Feather shoulder pads,
Something died in your
hair.
Heap,
Let’s chat.
Bird’s nest hair
Meets feathered shoulder pads.
Seriously?
Heap
Daring or
Lost? Puffy, feathery
Glittery, taped, ratted and
Crazy
WOW!
Just WOW!
I mean, seriously!
There are no words…
Wrinkles.
Bird’s-nest hairdo.
Feather-duster sleeves. Leggings.
Deflated tutu. Slippers. Heap
Indeed.
Oh
My Word
What is That
You Have on You
Oh
Imogen,
feathered shoulders?
over feathered hair
puffy skirt no more
no!
No,
are those
white ballet Crocs?
Ever heard of a
hairbrush?
Mother
Of God.
So much taffeta.
And your heinous shirt?
Untuck.
WOW!
Just WOW!
I mean..seriously!
There are no words…
thud
Heap
of Hair?
of Bird Parts?
Heap of Fug Madness?
Yes.
Imogen
Starring in
Muppets horror classic
“Bride of Cookie Monster”
EEK!
WOW!
Just WOW!
I mean..seriously!
There are no words…
thud
Wait!
Imogen is
A patient of
Gregory House, as her
Bedhead and dual IVs clearly
Indicate.
Fools!
Shoulder feathers
Aid my escape!
Medicine cannot cure my
CrAzY.
Aspirational?
But… peacocks
Do not wear:
Leggings. Taffeta. Decorative IVs?
Sorry!
Neon
Blue craziness
Pumps through my
Audio IV’s – feeling sleepy
Now
I
Pull my
Wires but my
Clothes will not come
Off
Blue.
Boo Boo
Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo
Big Bad Bubba Blunder
Blue
Hair
Messed Up!
Bird Feathers Everywhere!
And Leggings to boot!
Wow
Feathers,
Bubble skirt,
Cropped black leggings.
Are you channeling Lohan?
HORRIFIC!
Imogen
Your hair
reeks from the
trash bag around your
waist.
Sad
So blue
Nothing to wear
Except yesterday’s clothes once
Again
Hair
Not Pretty
Mad Max Vest
Leave it at Thunderdome
Arms …?
Crocs
Not cool
Not with epaulettes
Or garbage bag skirts
Now go brush your hair
Love
Feed
the homeless
of NYC at
Christmas. Not dress like
them.
Oh
My god
What is with
Those fringey epaulette things?
Seriously.
Imogen…
Winged shoulders.
Crazy hobo hair.
Garbage bag and leggings.
Really?
Singing,
“I wear
Crocs,” from album
“How to upstage Lohan’s
leggings.”
Blue!
With Feathers!
And, it’s sparkle-y!
How I really feel?
Vomit.
Observe:
Scarecrow chic
and Spanish moss
do not happiness create.
Bubble.
No!
Lea Thomson,
on a bender,
reliving Howard the Duck.
Uninspired.
Imogen,
Environmental awareness
Is good, but
Garbage bag skirts are
Trashy.
Damn.
I can’t
believe my prom
dress ate your cockatiel.
Damn.
Goodness,
Your skirt
Is a nest!
Your hair evokes feathers!
Fly!
You
In blue
Tutu, teased do,
Epaulets, and spotlight’s hue:
Ewww.
Iggy
Pop, reincarnated,
As post-apocalyptic ballerina
Making her Thunder Dome
Debut
Imogen,
You rule
The hen house
With plumage of blue.
*Cluck*
Ballerina
hit by
a garbage truck
is this Derelict chic
Fug
Poof!
all over.
From the top
to skirt to shoulders.
Explosion.
Fleece?
My Hair?
Which is it?
I do not know.
Bollocks.
One
shouldn’t aspire
to look like
rejected Kristen Wiig SNL
character
Crocs
and feathers
do not work
but if on stage…
nope.
Imogen . . .
What the . . . ?
Struck by lightning?
Bet that dress melts . . .
Sequinskin!
Wait!
Ponder this:
I have skills
Clearly not concerning garments
Alas.
Imogen
Heap of
ruffles, feathers, hair.
Are you becoming a
peacock?
Um.
Imogen Heap?
Blair Waldorf says:
“Leggings are not pants.”
Agreed.
Attendants:
Imogene Heap
Has Broken Free.
Again. She looks drunk.
Caw.
Wow!
Congratulations! Making
leggings look classic
connotes new levels of
Crazy!
Feathers.
Leggings, black.
Unkempt, matted hair.
Paired with ballet flats…
Superhorrifuguliciousnowiamblindatrocious!
Wobbling.
Why so?
Is she inebriated,
Or hapless bird victim?
Uncertain.
oops- I OBVIOUSLY meant Imogen.
Tutu
Feathered shoulders
Bird’s Nest Hair
Ugly Duckling response to
Bjork?
Corded
Arms distracting.
Ignored remainder. Wait,
Crocs manufactures ballet flats?
Fancy.
Leggings.
Puffy skirt.
Feathered shoulder pads.
Do I look crazy
Enough?
Leggings
are really
the least of
our problems with this.
(Hair!)
Imogen,
There’s no
Heaven. It would
Please me if you
Try.
Sweetie!
Shredded paper
Bird nest hair
Are your arms miked?
No!
Epaulettes?
Made from
Leftover Thanksgiving tails?
Is that an IV?
*sigh
Imogen!
Why oh
Why, are you
wearing Crocs flats as
Shoes?
Epaulettes?
Made from
Leftover Thanksgiving tails?
Is that an IV?
*sigh
kooky
woman-child,
feathers and pouf.
bjork wants her style
back.
Slouchy,
be-feathered fairy,
why did you
steal an eighth grader’s
outfit?
Imogene,
David Bowie
(The goblin king)
Wants his costume back
Thanks!
Matching
Hair to shoulders
Can always make me
Happy
Blue.
Ostrich Feathers.
Rats nest hair.
IV’s taped to arms.
Over-Medicated?
Imogen,
-poor girl!-,
thought she could
make us like this.
Not!
Drama
Feathered melancholy
Shimmering Heaping emoting
Is this a dagger?
Tragedy
(Didactic cinquain)
my
eyes assaulted,
quoting you: “I
can’t take it in.”
blind.
Fugogen,
the blues
is a musical
style, not an outfit.
Disassemble.
‘Lo!
By Grimms!
The Blue Fairy,
fallen from the wagon,
Fug-sorceled.
Stuck
In hoover
Please send Help
With love from Imogen
Eeek!
drugs
kicking in.
do you love
me? wrinkled balloon skirt
sags
Imogen,
your name
and your clothes,
one in the same:
heap.
Perhaps
you are
a cultural distortion,
like the Furby of
2010.
Skirt
over pants.
IV on arm.
Are you okay, Imogen?
“Whatever”.
Skirt
over pants.
IV on arm.
Are you okay, Imogen?
“Whatever”.
Heap
seeks. Hides
bad body double
bubble skirted Frou Frou
CROCS!
Beauty:
In the
Eye of the
Beholder; Hopefully beholder is
Blind.
Birds
Nesting happily
cannibalizing your hair
feathers shed on your
shoulders.
Puppet
your owner
has bad taste
or is age four
sorry
Behold
Someone captured
A rare glimpse
Of the perplexing species
The Beehive Sequin Wrinkle Bird
Terrifying.
I
Like you
but why, Imogen?
Vultureman from the thundercats
Wants his emo outfit back.
Dear
God Crocs?
Feather armored vest?
Are those Lohan leggings?
Yikes..
Dear
God Crocs?
Feather armored vest?
Are those Lohan leggings?
Yikes..
Imogen
Bewildered, misled.
Emulating? Imitating? Imogen-ing?
Tina Turner Beyond Thunderdome.
Travesty.
Unstoppable
Aqua Machine
I Am Now
And Always Will Be
BALLERINATRON!
Shimmer
Darling Peacock
Your Feathers Mesmerize
Taffeta Frills and Sparkles
Enchant
der
förster hat
es uns beteuert:
die vögelein, sie sind
bescheuert.
Icarus
Fell gloriously.
Unfortunately, you flew
Back down. That hair?
ICK-arus.
Bow
To feathers;
I wonder if
your electrician is kinky.
Borrow Helena Bonham Carter’s shoes.
Imogen
Why feathers?
Heap of fug
You’re not a bird
Dear
Feathers
That hair!
Blue puffy skirt
Together do not make
Music.
This
Outfit ought
To be more
Hide than Seek, I
Fear.
Bow
To feathers;
I wonder if
your electrician is kinky.
ZAP!
Hmmm
it is
a bit like
an emo goth fairy.
Wentz.
Heap
song bird
wired to detonate
feathered,poofed,sparkling,stumbling
falling
Oh
My God,
What the hell?
Feathers, leggings, balloon skirt?
NO
Imogen,
Brandon Flowers
would really like
his blue feathered shrug
returned.
The
blue lighting
evokes my sadness
when I see this
mess
Imogen’s
orthopedic shoes
look great with
her “bluebird of happiness”
costume
for reference: http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/dream_bluebird.jpg
Shimmer
Darling Peacock
Your Feathers Mesmerize
Taffeta Frills and Sparkles
Enchant
Picasso
Never dreamt
Of this many
Shades of blue placed
Together.
Imogen
Imogen Heap
Ima gin heap.
What did you say?
Imogen
Oh
Imogen Heap
Those feather epaulettes
You might fly away
Good
Imogen:
NOT FUNNY
Why the taffeta?
For God’s Sake, woman!
Bloomingdales!
Oh
Imogen Heap
Those feather epaulettes
You might fly away
Good
Everybody
Says time
heals everything but
what of the wretched
hollow?
Oh!
Hi Crazy
This coocoo outfit
me likey a LOT
GLEAM!
(A la Karl Lagerfeld)
Bathed
Beneath Blue
Feathers Flying Free
Tacky Textures Torture Eyes
Fug.
Yikes!
The Ballet
Is Not What
It Used To Be.
Refund?
Immi’s
Inimitable costuming
Matches vocal stylings
I like it all
Oddball
I decided to change the last word, so ignore the first version of this.
The
blue lighting
evokes my sadness
when I see this
heap
Leggings
Are so
Two Decades Ago
And blue feather epaulets?
Never.
Blue
Bird like
Native American dancing?
Ballet slippers=interesting touch
Wow.
Imogen,
you are
Black 47′s song
“40 shades of Blue”
Incarnate.
Tripping,
Electronic IV?
So, so tired.
Raggedy Anne, Blue Period.
Wired.
Imogen:
any relation
to Trash Heap
of Fraggle Rock fame,
perchance?
Imogen,
Honey, no.
Sam the Eagle
Wants his outfit back
Now.
Cats
The Musical!
Highkicks, dancing, clawing
Someone’s obviously the understudy.
Hairball.
Oh honey,
you look like
Nimbly from Neverending Story
Where’s Falkor when you need
him?
PS: Nimbly is that stupid bird from the movie… I had to ask a bunch of people to find out his name. Yup, totally obscure reference.
Imogen,
Delightful homage
to Black 47′s
“40 shades of Blue.”
Brava!
**please ignore previous entry–sent the wrong version, sorry!**
Imogen
meets Lagerfeld:
“Cerulean, organic explosion!
Combs are for losers.
BLOOM!”
Bedhead.
Feather epaulets.
Shiny bubble skirt.
Yes, I look good.
Damn!
ha realized mine had one too many lines the first time around…
Presenting!
Swan Lake
Project Runway Edition:
Using dumpster diving treasures
Auf Wiedersehen.
Whacked
Train wreck
Beyond any repair
What are you thinking
Broken
Mama
told me
rubber soled shoes
protect against lightening strikes.
Wrong.
Honey,
plastic shoes
should not be
the best piece here.
Ouch.
Frankenstein,
your bride
met her match.
I even have wires
built-in.
Crocs
White Crocs
Worn on stage
Again, quoth the raven:
Nevermore!
If
He wasn’t
A happy hubby
Tim Burton’d be on
her
Static
Beyond Thunderdome
Deranged Suessian Who
Rubbed Head with Skirt
Static
Definition
of fug:
Feathers, spangles, leggings
Helena Bonham Carter hair.
AWESOME.
Sigh-
affected wackiness?
You look ridiculous,
trying way too hard.
Lame.
Peacock
In Blue
dance monkey dance
leggings? tutu? ewww! no!
flats
WHAT
THE FUG
IS THAT THING?
Is that for reals?
DANG!
Questions:
Jaunty chapeau?
Or hair hat?
Gallagher’s eyebrows distract me.
Nevermind.
Seriously?
Shredded epaulets?
Are those IV’s?
Wearing Croc flats onstage?
Bless.
Imogen
Oh honey
thank goodness you
sing better than you
dress
Where
are we?
What the hell
is going on, the
shredded shoulders, I.V. bracelet
WTF?
Don’t
take your
name so seriously,
Miss Heap. Brush. Change.
Smile.
Gasp–
Dear God.
No, you didn’t.
You bet she did!
Jesus.
The
bird nest
hair and feathery
shoulder pad make me
HAPPY!
Hair?
Rat’s nest.
Outfit? Dead bird.
Is this Sesame Street?
Concerned.
CROCS
Should give
You stability…not
Make you stagger aimlessly
ON-STAGE!
Everything
In my closet.
Plus feather duster epaulets.
Nauseous.
Mushroom
On bottom
Crazy pompons upward
Are you doing the
Carlton?
Corpse?
Twenty Dollars.
Black market deal.
Embarrassing yourself in concert?
priceless
Accessories!
Even Keyboard
Has a Few
Her Body Can’t Contain
All
Um
Listen, Imogen
We must talk
Weird fake Madonna arms
No.
AH!
MOMMY MOMMY!
WHAT THE CRAP!
IS THAT A WITCH?
yup.
Halloween
Is Over
Its Christmas Now,
Put the costumes away.
Freak.
Birds
of a
feather flock together.
Vultures surely picked the
outfit.
Molly beat me to the Sam the Eagle reference and did it better, but I’ll submit mine anyway:
Tribute
To beloved
Sam the Eagle?
Damn girl, that’s classic
Fug!
Staggering
On stage
From the shame?
Must hire a stylist.
Reminder.
(didactic cinquain)
Imogen
wacky, tacky,
loves crazy clothes.
I secretly admire her
boldness.
_______________________________________________
(didactic cinquain)
Feathers
puffy, fluffy,
like dead birds.
Should I call PETA?
Perhaps.
________________________________________________
(reverse cinquain)
Flower
rests in bird’s nest of hair. Can not
distract from I.V. tubes
taped to her arms.
Oh my!
________________________________________________
(lanterne cinquain)
Oh
hell no!
What are you
wearing? Trash bags?
Why?
________________________________________________
(lanterne cinquain)
skirt
puffy
haute trash bag
iridescent
foul
mourning
is healthy
but come on.
marissa’s funeral is over.
progress.
Blue
A tragedy.
I used to
like the color blue.
b!tch
Helena
Bonham Carter
Called and she
Wants her look back
Now.
Peacocks
Mauled me
On the stage
Feathers fly and I
Dance.
Headlock
Getting Scared
Clear the area
Can’t take it in
Whatever
IVs
or microphones?
perhaps it’s symbolism…
that still doesn’t excuse
crocs.
high.
you must
be higher than
a kite to wear
that.
Imogen,
so talented!
Yet cracked out
on morbid Muppet costumes.
Bless.
ImogenBird
Carries it’s
nest on head
Hear it’s desperate cry:
“Wackadoodledoo!”
why
do you
look like a
homeless heroin junkie, Imogen?
WHY?
Did
it die
before you put
it on your head
Imogen?
Nest
On Head
No wonder there’s
Birds nesting on my
Shoulders
When
all seems
helpless in your
closet, PLEASE!! Ask for
help.
Imogen
I see
What you’re doing
But Picasso did it
Better
Wow.
Hot mess.
Please consider hiring
a stylist for help.
Thanks.
Heap
of clothes
feathered sequined mess
a solemn disco buzzard?
Tragic.
Whoooa
Looks like
I got kinda
Too close to that
Socket
A cinquain from Karl Lagerfeld to Imogen Heap
Dovechild,
be feathered
divine goose down
stroke your skin quilt
SWADDLE!
what
a Heap
of cat lady.
You are one crazy
mofo.
what
a Heap
of cat lady.
You are one crazy
mofo.
White
Shoes after
Labor Day just
Ruined this outfit for
Me
Fugtastic.
Imogen is
Like Poe’s raven
Attacked by Forever 21
JLew-esque.
No!
Don’t take
personal grooming tips
from Helena BC. Just
Don’t!
Skivvy’s
Rag Trade.
Domestic Dusting Devil -
Moonshine Fresh Ms. Clean.
DUH!
Beehive
Muppet sleeves
IV’s on arms
Starting to tip over
Whacked!
Girlfriend,
Please. No.
Maybe look into
A personal shopper or
hairbrush?
Why
did you
eat Tiny Tim’s
soul when you tip
toed?
Mix
’80s prom
with some Helena-hair.
Crow feathers as garnish.
Buh?
Feathers
Flutter shoulders
Bird nest hair
Shiny gleaming breated beast
Wacky legs all in black
Pigeon
Children,
don’t hate.
Swamp-creature chic
is all the rage
today.
Imogen?
Emu? Ostrich?
Plumes of feathers.
Which is the stranger
bird?
Imogen –
Loves it!
Want the sleeves.
Best friends for life!?
-Gaga
Behold.
My mushroom
skirt is the
least of your worries.
Feathers?!?
Emu
takes flight.
But not as
high as my hair.
fugtastic!
What
are you
looking at, fool?
Aqua Net is my
friend.
Capris?
Mushroom skirt?
White ballet shoes?
Emu feathers, bed head?
Disastrous.
My
countenance belies
certain fugtasmagoric qualities.
Swinton, I come for
you.
1983
Threw up
On your wardrobe
You poor confused feathered
lady
feathers.
IV lines.
poofy blue spandex.
Is this a clown
hospital?
wow,
poufy skirt,
feathered outer shoulderpads,
get a hairbrush stat,
LEGGINGS?
Lost
one bird.
On my shoulders?
In hair? No, in
1987.
How
do I
love thee Imogen?
Let me count the
feathers
Helena
Bonham Carter’s
Hair escaped and
Took up residence with
Imogen
Heap
I am
Clothes and hair
Straight off the floor
HOT
Imogen,
Croc flats?
Bitch please, sista.
Leggings are not pants!
Fugs.
Heapster!
Comb hair!
Shoulders of bird?
Puffy skirt plus pants?
Torture!
Wings:
Fluffy electric
Midnight sapphire feathers.
Earthbound wired appendages deny
Flight.
Heap
of junk.
Bai Ling’s rejects
Are you completely insane,
Imogen?
Yes,
you are
an artist but
think of our eyes
thx.
When
Hair matches
Epaulets it’s time
Say goodnight and go
Indeed
feathers
hanging on
by a thread
just like her sanity
Beautiful
Stumbling,
feathered flight
from hospital with
IV tube-pierced arms;
hide!
Odette
on crack;
American Ballet Theater
wants their costume back,
stat.
* Line 1: one word
* Line 2: two words
* Line 3: three words
* Line 4: four words
* Line 5: one word
Who?
My Stylist.
Really hates me.
She is so fired.
Lovely.
Taylor
Swift, Im
A let you
finish, But Imogen Heap,
NO!
Heaps
of messy
bouffants and feathers
do not belong on
songbirds.
Head
And shoulders
Experi”mental” beauty tools
Turbine motor powered hairbrush
Oops…
A cinquain tryptich of warning:
Careful!
You look
Like a crow
Beware of literalists who
eat.
Beware!
Don’t let
Helena Bonham Carter
see you. She’ll steal
everything.
Caution!
Do not
attempt to fly!
Feathers are not necessarily
wings.
Imogen,
next time,
you should really,
look in the mirror.
Amen.
Feathers!
And then,
With thy headdress,
Getting ever closer to
Flight…
Heap
Defined as
Untidy, haphazard piles.
Oh, Bluebird of Fuginess,
Sing!
Intergalactic Rule of Space Exploration #47:
Epaulet-wings
Obviously require
Parachute-skirts, lest their
Feathers inflame on atmospheric
Entry.
Electricity
Great discovery.
But Imogen, why
Must you channel Ben
Franklin?
Feathers
belong on
wings of birds,
not, unfortunately, on your
shoulders.
Taffeta
is not
meant for the
stage, not even for
bridesmaids.
Why
Did I
Put my fork
in that electrical socket
ouch.
Lady,
try harder.
Helena Bonham Carter
you certainly are not!
Bjork?
Woah.
Courtney Love
wants her hairdo
back. And her IV drip,
too.
Oh,
Imogen Heap.
These clothes should
run and hide. Don’t
seek.
Feathers
Don King
Diaper skirt galore
look out dont fall!
…unfortunate…
Mmm.
Whatchu say?
Wait, no excuse
can explain this fug
away.
Birdie,
I think
You should know
That really wasn’t a
Nest.
Woah.
Courtney Love
wants her hairdo
back. And your IV,
too.
(Sorry, I had an extra word still in the first submission).
I
am a
schizophrenic drunken bird
and twitter about the
stage.
Did
You do
This on purpose?
You look like Amy
Winehouse.
Imogen
heaps hair
on a balloony
outfit. But adds flower
poetry.
Hairbrushes
They are
Such wonderful things
I suggest you buy
One
Taffeta!
Feathers! Spandex!
(et al.) harmonize
to perfectly accentuate your
Crazy.
No.
Just no.
Oh Honey, no.
And for extra NO,
leggings?
Blimey:
Mrs. Peacock
In the Conservatory
With the crazy stick.
Solved!
Trash-
Slept in
last night and
then wore it today:
Fashion!
Feathers
Ratty Hair
Little girl outfit
IV’s in your arms?
A Heap full O’crazy!
darling…
bird’s nest
whither the birds?
oh, on your shoulders?
fly
Penguin
in oil,
exxon valdez slicked:
this dance for you,
snowbird.
sloppy.
too shiny.
you meant well?
please. with that hair?
preposterous.
sloppy.
too shiny.
you meant well?
please. with that hair?
preposterous.
what…
i can’t…
how do you…
tutu AND shoulder wings?
bless
Apologies
In Order
It was close
But Sadly You’re No
Bai.
Wearing
every piece
in my closet.
Including feather duster epaulets
Nauseous.
child!
intravenous microphone
feather shoulder pillows
this is not right
ALTOIDS
We’re
So distracted
By Imogen’s outfit
That we can’t cinquain
Properly
hybrid
bird woman
looks like you
just hit my window
thud.
Imogen
Drunken ballerina
Sleepwalking, raggedy, stumbling
Pity chokes my horror
Deranged
Really?
No planet
would take you?
Except for this one.
Strange.
Whee!
My favorite!
Hide and Seek!
In your puffy skirt?
NO.
Heap,
Love you,
Odd tutued bird,
Hair nest in bloom.
Walk that sobriety checkpoint line.
Blue
and shiny
and very crinkly
this mess makes me
blue
Ace
Ventura at
The mental ward
As he instant replays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZIuzQcvlTU&feature=related
Shoulders
Are not
Usually the place
For feather dusters like
The ones you are wearing.
Flightless
You are.
Why wear this
avian-inspired
mess?
Shoulders
Are not
Usually the place
For feather dusters like
The ones you are wearing.
Brush…
Miss you
Rat’s nest hair
needing to be tamed
Sad
Bubbly,
metallic, feathery,
leggingly acidic soil
grows a _very_ blue
hydrangea.
Her
mother hoped
ballet would develop
grace and poise. But,
no.
Rushing,
Got a
Garbage bag caught
In her capri leggings.
Damn.
Wait,
I think
I just hallucinated
What are you wearing?
Strange.
Transfusion?
Couldn’t hurt.
Not deathly ill???
Have you seen you?
Impossible.
Channeling
Cookie Monster
Grover and Smurfs
Then feathers of big bird
No
Channeling
Cookie Monster
Grover and Smurfs
Then feathers of big bird
No
I
don’t know
what in the
world she’s
thinking
Glad
To see
Dr. Tact opted
To discontinue your life
Support.
Missing:
comb, mirror.
If found, return
to my home – the
dumpster behind forever twenty one.
HEAP!
Not Uriah,
But Imogen. Copperfield
Would be puzzled, yet
Accepting.
Seagull
Ain’t just
A play anymore,
Says Imogene. I would
Disagree.
Imogen
Poorly coifed
Homeless feathery ballerina
Girl truly is a
Heap
Heap,
Trash Incarnate,
Channels Hithcock’s birds.
Frightened Fuggers howl, “Foul,
Fowl!”
Imogen
All the
People Crying in
the World Today, “Whyyyy”
Heap.
oops — that last ode to the Beatles was from me!
Hugs not drugs,
Sarah
Senses
shiny shirt
soft feather epaulets
noisy crinkly taffeta skirt
Senseless
Missing:
comb, mirror.
Please return to
dumpster behind forever twenty
one.
Imogen,
No words.
Okay, five words.
I don’t dig your
Duds.
Feathers,
Gladiator pads,
Wrinkled clothes heap:
Walking bottom of HBC’s
Hamper.
fug
heaped generously
singing shocking preening
crazy imogen in feathers
hide
Fly
Little Bird
Escape Fluffy Nest
On Shoulder Pad Wings
Cuckoo!
Genie…
Closet’s likely
not lineal: horizontal,
unnecessarily quixotical, a(mmmWhatchusaaa-aye?)
…Heap.
Birds
Have feathers
On their heads
And so does Imogen.
Apparently.
nevermind
the feathrs.
i wanna know,
lord, is that an
iv?
THE BIRD
My
Interpretive dance
Is truly awesome
I AM the bird
SQUAWK!
Behold!
The offspring
of James Franco
and a lady peacock
“Spooky”
Thanks
for providing
the fun hallucinations.
LSD without the dangerous
side-effects.
Fly,
Drunk bird.
Looking for a
Nest, it’s on your
Head.
Imogen
matches her
hair to her
sleeves. Nice try, no
cigar.
Oh.
Good Lord.
Is that HAIR??
And then the outfit?
Gnarly.
I
have no
idea what this
chick is wearing, need
eye-bleach.
tutu
tutu skirt
two tutu shoulders
tutu hair!? too much
tutu
QUOTH LA HEAP:
Birds
die upon
my shoulders. Match
my hair and match my
brain.
Bwa!
Ha ha!
Dear glittering Imogen’s
balletic insanity cured my
workday.
Isotope
Cobalt-60
Radiation aftereffects yield
blue, beplumed, bioluminescent chimera:
Imogernobyl.
Flower
floats atop
nest for squirrels.
White flats skim below
madness.
Blue!
So Blue
So very blue
So very, very blue.
Please gouge my eyes out.
So
Many shades
of black darkness
and textures from which
to choose – share my KaRazy!
(crafted mostly from La Heap’s song titles)
Aha!
Closing In
Bad Body Double
(Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler)
Swoon.
Crocs,
in white,
like the nurses.
Oops, IV still there.
Crazy.
Imogen
What happened?
Don’t be literal
Dress code doesn’t equal
Heap
Alas!
I Tried,
But I couldn’t
Inspire the same as
SWINTON!
Ack – cause i boned it on the last line in the last one…
Blue…
it could
also be construed
as a desperate plea…
staticguard
Crazy,
you did.
She ditched pants.
Lady Gaga stole your
genius.
Naiad!
Splashy being,
spouting sparkly drizzle,
so fluid in fug!
Glug.
Alas!
I Tried,
But I couldn’t
Inspire the same as
SWINTON!
Bluebird
Of happiness
Crying at Imogen
Wanting the feathered finery
Cruel
Again
i sit
with my drink
after a long day.
Bless!
Again
i sit
with my drink
after a long day.
Bless!
Leggings
are of
the devil, also
ratty hair and bubble
skirts
Look!
Homeless ballerina
Helena Bonham Carter
Suing for copyright infringement
Bless.
crazy
bubble skirt,
feathered shoulder pads,
ratted bird’s nest hair…
why?
Ophelia,
Wipe weeds.
Winnow withering wardrobe.
Please don’t woo Hamlet
Again.
Pecked
By crows
In death ballet
Equaled shoulder pads of
Victory.
Bedraggled
Imogene Heap
Following Bird Attack
Donned Forever 21 Clearance
See?
Tutu
Feathered shoulders
Mmmm whatcha say?
That you only meant well?
…sure
Imogen!
How many
birds had to
die to make those
epaulets?
Sequins
Bubble Skirt
Feathered Shoulder Harness
Flower adorns birds nest
Perfugtion
Huh?
Oh, Hell.
Where am I?
On stage in this?
Bummer.
Imogen,
Let’s talk.
Perhaps Amy Winehouse
ISN’T the best role
model?
Oh
My God
Who dressed me
Damn, who dressed me
Damn
Bat
Shit crazy
Muppet dancing a
Jig with Edward Scissor
Hands
Blue.
So tragic
To wake up,
Discover you look like
This.
Imogen
You look
A feathery mess
A balletic train wreck
Blue.
Pumped
Let’s pretend
These fun meds
Are crazy elbow jewelry
Sure.
Distracted
Stumbling backstage
Watch that socket!
Tangled up in blue
Ow.
Frizzy
Are my
Hair and Shoulders
Did it rain today?
No.
Oh
Whatcha say
To defend that
godawful dress, oh whatcha
say?
Feathers,
Messy hair,
And tufted trashbags?
Mugatu’s Derelicte show was
FICTITIOUS!
Follow
Coco’s advice.
Lose an accessory.
Choose: feathered hair, feathered
bolero.
I
Could not
Possibly have imagined
Sleeves as unforgivable as
These.
Imogen!
White slippers
Do not match
Feather epaulets and trashbags.
FAIL.
Bubblegum
Retains flavor
On the BEDPOST,
In case you didn’t…
NO.
Cher
Juliette Lewis
Helena Bonham Carter
Have nothing on you,
Imogene.
Skirt:
short, pouffy.
Feathered epaulets? Wow.
What’s taped to your arms,
IVs??
Heap
of clothes
in a dumpster.
Found and worn by
Heap.
No
Imogen Heap
You are not
Ms. Helena Bonham Carter
Stop
Um…
Am I
Helena Bonham Carter?
Close, but not quite.
Sigh…
Why
Flats when
All other garments
Fluffy feathered puffy pleated?
Cleats!
Confused
Peahen chicanery
Chasing peacock dreams
Can’t remember my name
Wasted
Cage?
$20. Feed?
$15. Turning your
Pet Cockatiel into couture?
Priceless.
Mmm,
Whatcha say?
I say that
This ensemble is truly
Crazypants.
Imogen:
Feathers, hair–
Almost fetchingly batty.
But Croc ballet flats?
No.
So
let go.
Yeah, let go
of this outfit please.
Well…what you waiting for?
Stumbling,
What’s on
My head? My
Shoulder fringe is taking
Flight.
Darn.
Am drunk,
and wearing bubble
skirt, leggings and feathers.
Again.
Unfug?
Not possible…
Hair, sleeves, IVs
And a bubble skirt?
Hopeless
———————
Dang!
Girlfriend wasssup?
You on something?
Ain’t got no mirror?
FUGLY!!
———————
Imogen!
What Happened?
Why the Face?
Have you no friends?
Disgrace!!
Warbling
Fashion zombie
Desperately seeking stylist
Send applications to Imogene
Heap
Imogen
is that
a crow’s nest??
You’re so exquisitely bred
Fugly!!!
Screaming
“My eyes!”
Wishing that I’d
Stayed off the internet
Tonight.
Moral:
When angry,
Give the bird
And show your “blueness”
Figuratively.
Feathers
Ratty Hair
Poofy Metallic Skirt
Is it Too Much?
NEVER!
Surely
You’ve heard
of cat ladies?
Well, this is their
Dinner.
Prediction:
Carrie Bradshaw
At the opera.
Your move, Pat Field.
Checkmate.
______________________
Imogen
There’s no
Heaven. I wonder if
You can not look
Bitchcakes.
And by the last one, I meant:
Imogen
There’s no
Heaven. I wonder
If you’ve already gone
Bitchcakes.
Hey
Oompa Loompas
Violet is finished
In the Juicing Room
Squish
Imogen,
Bird fluff?
Metallic bubble skirt,
And feathered shoulder detailing?
WHY?
Flower
Grassy hair
Needs some water
The Blue Black Meadow
Shiny
ZAP!
Rubber Crocs
Must somehow conduct
Electricity. Seriously, who knew?
Eurrrgh…
heaps
of stuff
going on here
that’s one crazy bag
lady
Ostrich
Feathers everywhere
Flower, Rat’s nest
Growing from your head
CROCS?!?!?!
color
me surprised…
lindsay lohan’s leggings
have reached a wide
demographic.
Thunderdome
On top
Discount Store Dancer
But Dumpier on the
Bottom
Oh
my GOD
what the fug?
did you raid the
rubbishbin?
Spacefugee?
Renegade emu?
Post party fraggle?
A fug enigma in
blue
Overdosed –
But escaped
ER for my
prom date with an
emu!
Interpretive
outfit depicting
Helena, Lindsey, Madonna
transmogrifying on Swan Lake.
Odettious.
Blue
Nest atop
A winged heap
As sound flows from
Wrists
THAT
OC episode
made me cry.
So does this, Imogen.
Tear.
Heap
of clothes
should not be
put together thus randomly.
Imogen!
Fug Fans are THE BEST!!!
I can’t stop laughing – Thank you so much EVERYONE for making my day!!!
Hide.
Just hide.
What the hell
Is going on, indeed.
Huh?
Hair
Dance costume
Feathery shoulder pads
Boring ballet flats? What?
Crazyness.
Hair
Dance costume
Feathery shoulder pads
Boring ballet flats? What?
Crazyness.
Attention:
Runaway patient
Caught hunting birds
Escaped during intravenous therapy
Beware!
Imogen,
dazed, befeathered,
cracked out ballerina.
Foufed blue cotton-candy hair
LSD?
With a single but unavoidable variance:
Where
is Imogen
Sewing machine dreams
Crop circles in her outfit
FEELINGS
Imogen
Heaptastic machine
Taffeta, sequin, fringe
Crop circles in her
Outfit
Darling,
Watcha say?
I’m a blue
Songbird – come fug with
Me
I
think I
wore this to
a goth bat mitzvah
party
Ratsnest.
Tangled Mess.
Flats, leggings…drats.
“Hide&Seek” is right.
Unsightly.
Crapsey
Invented cinquins
Coincidentally, this outfit’s
A Heap of crapsey
Fug!
Yeesh.
At least
it’s a bubble
skirt and not formal
shorts!
Psst…
Hey Imogen?
Too many textures.
And those shoes? Ew.
Seriously.
Blue
Prom dress
From the 80s
Stick feathers in hair
Bliss
What?
Bird’s nest
Poof, feathers, leggings
Is that an IV?
Blue.
Only
the leggings
make me doubt
that you do know
better.
Deliciously
crazy, but
the leggings scream
‘fashion victim!’ (Well, also-
Crocs.)
Blue
undersea look
makes me wonder
did she use hairdryer
underwater?
What?!?
You look
Deranged in that
Dress with bonus (confusing)
IVs.
Peacock?
Carrie Bradshaw?
Lilo leggings model?
Violet Beauregarde? No. Just
Imogen.
Wow.
Remember this
Crazy outfit playing
Dress up at age
Five?
Falling
on my
face does not
make me an acrobat
asshole
“Swimming!
Haze of
blue-white, feathers, music-
wait, where am I
again?”
(…we are allowed to enter multiple times, right? I’ve been struck by inspiration.)
Camouflaged
busy playing
“hide and seek”
with rabid bejeweled birds:
Imogen
Juxtapose
Goth cockatoo
With Teen Witch
Ballerina chic and voila -
Imogenius.
imogen:
puffy skirt,
dead sapphires weeping
helpless, electrocuted in black
leggings
Oh
my god.
Hope the Papadapolises
do not have allergies.
Achoo.
Help!
Nest robbed.
Tail feathers plucked.
If found, please call
Emu
questions;
feathered cardigan?
hair or hat?
something taped to arms?
hmm.
Imogen?
sorry, but
my grandma needs
her nursing home slippers
back.
bluebirds,
taking flight
from my shoulders,
nesting in my hair.
hide.
leggings,
inching toward
my exposed ankles,
escaping bubbles, fleeing wrinkles.
seek.
but,
then again,
as i stumble
i can’t help but
wonder…
if
happy little
bluebirds fly above
the rainbow, why can’t
i?
feathers
ragged, matted
stick out fugwardly
her sleeves have them
too…
I
want to
discuss it all.
But can’t get beyond
HAIR.
I
want to
discuss it all.
But can’t get beyond
HAIR.
Scarecrow
With nest
Defeats the purpose
IV strapped to arm
Offsets the skirt and leggings
Flower
Delicately placed
Coordinating with Crocs
In a nappy wonderland
Aht.
I
can’t believe
your 1987 prom
dress ate your cockatiel.
Damn.
(sorry, slightly edited from before.)
Hide!
don’t seek,
really, Imogen Heap?
the outfit! the hair!
fug
Mmmm,
whatcha say?
Flunked outta ballet–
well of course you
did
Imogen
What can
i possibly say
about this wretched outfit
here?
imogen
said it
best herself: what
the hell is going
on?
bird.
blue bird.
shiny blue bird.
drunk shiny blue bird.
sing.
Bjork
is flattered,
I’m sure, but
feathers are not for
now.
Immy
Really Immy?
Are you sure?
If you say so.
Tsk.
Immy.
No, really.
Are you sure?
If you say so.
Tsk.
Wondering
what else
is living in
her hair besides the
flower.
There
are simpler
ways to keep
a flower alive than
IV.
Steady.
The IV
Drip is holding.
Feathers, taffeta, blue Imogen
Heap.
Leggings,
Feathered hair,
And feathery epaulets.
It’s a Chicken dance?
Perhaps.
Egads!
My eyes!
I’ve been good.
Why show me this?
Why?
That’s
an IV
In both arms?
providing some crazy juice.
Definitely
Oh.
I see.
Sick of Singing,
You’d rather be an
Ostrich.
Hark!
This carefully
put-together craziness
hinges upon ironically worn
Crocs?
Hair?
Feathers? Yes.
Sequins, leggings, flats?
Yes! Sophistication, style, grace?
Ohcrap.
Pathetic
All of You
Imogen is an angel
Get a life.
Please?
Beauty
Simply stunning
Classy, Amazing, Wonderful
Deal With It.
Love.
What
the hell
is going on?
Big Bird is usually
yellow.
Imogen.
The Crow
this is not.
But you sure entertain.
Heap.
Caw!
A scarecrow
would be terrified.
Are you happy now?
Fly!
Hair’s
a nest.
Wings on shoulders.
Mission: Eddy Poe’s Raven–
Success.
If
Bjork’s Swan
fought Heap’s Bird,
who would win it?
Hm…
feathers
ballet flats
Hopping with hope
Forever dreaming of flight
plop!
Ans:
the chicken
crossed the road
to escape a tornado.
failed.
Ack!
Oh, Imogene…
You’re just marvelous.
But feathered shoulder pads?
Really?
Zulu!
Emu epaulets,
Brillo pad hair,
Eau de Vagrant scent,
Madfug!
Imo’
Strange by
Your voice I
Expected an elf found
Crow
Feathers
Unusual Hat
General Disheveled Appearance
Like Wear a Microphone
Yeah!
Hello?
Crazy Lady
Right over there
What? She’s like, Famous?
Yikes!
Imogene:
Strange, by
Your voice I
Expected a lark found:
Crow
Holy
freaking crap.
Come look! Behold!
Muppets booming on ‘shrooms!
Splash.
Okay
I’m just
going to enter
for a laugh really
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Flower
perched atop
the bird’s nest
that is the great
Imogen!
Attack!
Frightened ballerina
Conquer that bird!
Hair amok, feathers adorned…
Victory.
80′s
revival from
2006 in bottom
with peacock shoulders above?
Timeless.
Tiptoe,
Duck detective,
Feathered gun holster
Bird’s nest disguising head
Undercover!
Girl,
Santa lied.
That’s just cold.
Epaulets should never be
tinsel.
Cinquains
could not
describe the pity
I feel for you
Imogen.
Ballerina,
with feathers?
Not Swan Lake,
Perhaps the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Fowl.
Wait,
whatcha say?
“Crazy Swan Lake”
is not a Christmas
ballet?
Feathers
Garbage Bag
A Rat’s Nest
Sweet, Eccentric, Mental Patient
Imogen
Crop
circles in
the carpet, perhaps.
But in your hair?
Definitely.
Symptoms:
Blue Flu:
Deteriorating fashion sense;
Azure, anterior, feathery growths;
Staggering.
peacock
from space
doinks Marla Singer,
breeds songbird catastrophe beyond
imogenation.
Imogene.
Hell no.
Really, Hell no.
Hell to the NO.
Heap.
Hell, I’ll spell her fuggliness’s name right!
Imogen.
Hell no.
Really, Hell no.
Hell to the NO.
Heap.
Please
for us
Hide and Seek
we will not seek
Hide.
Weird
I thought
Not singing off-key
Chirping like a bird
Good
Blue
black,blue
black, blue, messy
messy, stagger, lost soul
Blue
Heap:
Evocative name.
Conjures Uriah Heep,
Or the pile for
Goodwill.
Willing
to say
that actual talent
buys lots of forgiveness.
Absolved!
Why?
Must I?
Drink during concerts.
And I am clearly
Insane.
You
have been
watching entirely too
many episodes of Absolutely
Fabulous.
you
sang of
dreams, sewing machines–
heaps of theory, now
practiced.
Nest,
Feathers, scaly
Top, Crocs too
Immy, honey, you’re a
Zoo
Imogen,
“Let Go”
Of the crazy.
We love you, but
No.
Leggings
The hair
Maybe an IV?
train wreck in action
Stop
Imogen,
this dreadful
peacock ensemble inspires
reluctant admiration for Juliet
Lewis.
Leggings,
Nest hair,
Or shredded epaulets.
Choose one, not all.
Overkill.
Hark!
Nice Crocs,
Disguised as flats,
A rat’s nest on
Top.
Sad
ballerina girl
need a hand?
Misplaced flower cannot save
you.
Squint:
the shape
is mildly flattering.
Focus: no! The agony!
Squint!
Lordy!
Ugly flats,
Peacock hued jumble.
I have one word:
Fug!
Free
IVs…stripped
Straight jacket…history
MUST FIND SHOES NOW
Go!
Donations
of combs
accepted at memorial
for deadly emu collision
casualty
Happy
birthday, Heap.
Dance like you’re
in private. Know you’re
not.
A Nod to the Originator
Ms. Heap,
You’d idolize
Miss Adelaide Crapsey.
Her craziness rivals your own.
Curtsy.
oops, edit (my daughter caught my mistake!):
A Nod to the Originator:
Madam,
You’d idolize
Miss Adelaide Crapsey.
Her craziness rivals your own.
Curtsy.