Freaky Fug Tuesday: Winner!

Wow, it was a close vote this week — if you haven’t been going to the poll, you should, because it was TIGHT. The lead changed about three times, with three different entries, but in the end BrokeHedonist won the day with an entry to the tune of “The Dreidel Song.” Enjoy:

[Photo: Splash News]

“You had a little yorkie;

A hat was on his head,
Which, though made him look dorky,
Matched your Nice n’ Easy red.

Just take the early 90′s,
Ad Go-Go, and in swirl,
Dionne from “Clueless”; garnish
with an Austin Powers girl.

Gold boots, belt, dog, and sequins,
With doilies on your thighs,
Can’t hope to overpower
All the crazy in your eyes.

Oh, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe
In trompe l’oeil brocade,
You wouldn’t even notice
If it rained on your parade.”

– By BrokeHedonist

Thanks again — these entries have been so consistently good, I’m actually sad that we’re not going to do one this week. I know, I know, BOO. But it’s Thanksgiving here in the U.S. of A., and we both have family coming into town and wine to drink and turkeys to cook and vegetables to consider serving and then dismiss if they’re not in the “potato” family and there are babies and mothers and SO MUCH FOOTBALL and, well, we really don’t take that many holiday weekends, so we’re seizing this one. But look for another Freaky Fug Friday contest on Friday, December 4. If you haven’t been entering, why not? Give it a whirl ! You can do it as many times as you like, and we have nothing but love for all the stuff people have been writing. Can’t wait for another go-round.