Somebody remind me what the big deal is about Keira Knightley, because on a good day it sort of confuses me…
… and as featured on Page Six today, in full Overtired Vampiress mode, I’m pretty much totally perplexed. She needs some eye makeup remover. And a wig. I just… really? Really?
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It’s gotta be a Halloween party, and she is going as Wynona Ryder circa 1991. That’s the only logical explanation.