Fug Alone


Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the former Mrs Macauley Culkin, Rachel Miner:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]

GFY: Ms Miner, who are you wearing?

RM: My entire ensemble is courtesy of the Whore Store. Isn’t it swell?

GFY: It’s…short. And the shoes are…tall. Yes. Can we talk about your eyebrows?

RM: They were inspired by that season of 90210 when Kelly was in the cult and also had no eyebrows at all. Remember when no one had any brows? I long for a return to that aesthetic. Don’t you love how it makes me look all pinchy and weird?

GFY: Well…um, sure. Yes. Very pinchy. Very…interesting. Well….done.

RM: I am really cold, though. Can I wear your coat?

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