Fug Begins

Katie Holmes always seemed like a nice girl with a simple but solid sense of style; however, Kate Holmes, Scientologist And Uterus-For-Hire, is starting to worry me. For instance, she showed up at a War Of The Worlds event with her spastic man-child fiance wearing the following frumpy red number:

Perhaps she’s in costume as the Scientology Red Volumes. I think it’s her sleeve that perturbs me most, aside from the fact that the entire dress bores me fiercely.  And yet with this strangely plain, marmy dress, “Kate” has paired shoes better suited to somebody who receives cash for sex from a man who actually enjoys having it with her:

Yikes.