Fug Bryant

If anyone decided to modernize Little House On The Prairie — I don’t know, set it on an alpaca farm somewhere in Iowa, right near a giant outlet mall — then Joy Bryant would already be dressed for the lead.

[Photo: Splash News]

It’s like she walked into Wet Seal and picked up one of everything that was on sale. And while that’s sometimes fine — apart from the leggings, of course, unless she’s in a yoga class or dressing up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween tomorrow — it’s a little overwhelming to wear every item and accessory all at once. Especially when one of her booties seems to be peeling itself like a banana.